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User Topic: OW was a wiener sniffer (tmi, obviously)
Bravenewgirl
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Default  Posted: 5:12 AM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

So, come to find out that OW used to sniff WH's dong before she went down on him. She thought she was being subtle, but he noticed. She was checking to see if it smelled, like, ummm..you know..me. He had told her we were in a sexless marriage.

How crazy is it that OW was checking to see if her MARRIED BOYFRIEND was cheating on her!? The mind reels.

Poor widdle WH had to wash his junk twice in one day sometimes.


Don't come around here no more
-Tom Petty

Posts: 661 | Registered: Jul 2012 | From: Canada
41andthankful
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Default  Posted: 6:06 AM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I'm sorry, you made me spit my coffee out! What is wrong with people? I have learned more than I ever cared to being on si. Happy Friday to you.

Posts: 242 | Registered: Mar 2013
wifeno2
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Default  Posted: 6:13 AM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Well, at least she wasn't buying his Bulls*#t.


Me-BW (45)
Him-WS (42)
DS 19 (prior relationship)
DS-8
DDay #1- 10/22/2010 EA/PA with MOW coworker
Dday#2:11/17/2010 beginning secret emails with potential OW#2
DDay #3 11/22/2010 still seeing OW#1
Too many DD's to count: Now up to OW #6.

Posts: 696 | Registered: Mar 2011 | From: the south
makes me mad
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Default  Posted: 6:21 AM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I feel sick now, urghhhhh yuk

Posts: 103 | Registered: May 2011 | From: UK
Pudding
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Default  Posted: 6:29 AM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

sorry this made me laugh out loud, wtf???

Posts: 266 | Registered: Oct 2012 | From: UK
huRtZ413
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Default  Posted: 6:43 AM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

yeah ok a husband isnt screwing his wife

she knew but she didnt care. those ppl are ok getting crumbs.



me_BW
him_WH


I'M ON THE FENCE



Posts: 278 | Registered: May 2013
TheRealDeal
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Default  Posted: 6:44 AM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I'm sorry because I know this probably isn't quite the reaction I should have considering the situation, but I'm ROFLMAO with tears streaming down my face.

that tidbit of info and envisioning something similar happening to my xSO made me smile on friday morning


Me: 45, him: 54
together 18 years
DDay1 March 2013, Dday2 April 27, 2013, Dday3 June 1, 2013
We are in R and trying to make it
Never lose yourself trying to hang onto someone who doesn't care about losing you.

Posts: 250 | Registered: Jun 2013 | From: Northeast
makes me mad
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Default  Posted: 6:46 AM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Don't know about all right getting crumbs, seem to be all right getting sloppy seconds!
If she wanted to sniff weiners she should have bought a jar of tiny sausages, that would keep her going for a while

Posts: 103 | Registered: May 2011 | From: UK
curiouswiz
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Default  Posted: 6:46 AM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

This is hilarious BNG!!! F'n hilarious! I'll bet he was insulted! HA!

Why do they even tell us this crap?

Too funny...stuck in my head now. Shaking it loose, maybe it will hide somewhere in the darkest recesses of my mind...ahaahhaahahaaa


God bless us, everyone.

Posts: 633 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: Boston
Bravenewgirl
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Default  Posted: 7:24 AM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh please laugh! I did.

If you don't laugh at this shit you will cry.

If I had known, I would have soaked his junk in canned tuna water while he was sleeping. Smell that fish dong OW....SMELL IT.

What a stupid bitch. I mean really.


Don't come around here no more
-Tom Petty

Posts: 661 | Registered: Jul 2012 | From: Canada
NoTriangles
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Default  Posted: 7:42 AM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

LOFL!!

I read the subject and started laughing. Then I saw the poster and laughed even harder because, of course, this topic HAD to be yours, right, Brave????

Thanks for your post. I did not know that the Canadian Hippie Chimp sniffed weenies. Apparently, I missed that episode of Animal Planet!

Smell that fish dong OW....SMELL IT.

Oh My Gosh, my cheeks hurt I am laughing so hard!!!


Me: Finding my Sunlight
Him: Traitor in my Foxhole
Let go or get dragged.

Posts: 1252 | Registered: Jun 2012 | From: a state of consciousness
HFSSC
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Default  Posted: 8:11 AM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Too funny...stuck in my head now. Shaking it loose

Heh heh heh..... You said "shaking it". Heh heh heh.


Me, 47
Him, 40 (JMSSC)
married 17 years. In R. We are making it. The past does not define who we are today.

Posts: 2774 | Registered: Sep 2011 | From: South Carolina
Ostrich80
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Default  Posted: 8:37 AM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Funny and gross at the same time. So was that her green light ...her indicator that it was fine to continue on? What a freaky link. Thanks for the giggle.


BS..me
WS..him
Been with him over half my life
4kid
DD1 10-01-09 DD2 02-12-12 discovered it never ended
OW..nothing special. Just your average skank
Status..#$%@????

Posts: 5125 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: midwest
mike7
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Default  Posted: 8:44 AM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


BH 53
WW 52
Two kids 21, 18

DDay 1/15/2013


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Bigger
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Default  Posted: 8:45 AM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Why are you surprised? That's what bithces do!


"If, therefore, any be unhappy, let him remember that he is unhappy by reason of himself alone." Epictetus

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TrustGone
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Default  Posted: 8:48 AM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I needed a good laugh this morning and that was too funny... Those people are so pathetic. I know we ask them to tell us the truth and tell us everything, but was that something he really thought he needed to share with you. Honestly, somethings are better left unsaid unless you want to be laughed at for being so stupid in the first place.


BW-50
WH#2-51
M-9 yrs T-11 yrs
4 children-none together
DD#1-9/5/11 LTA 2yrs
DD#2-7/3/12 False R
DD#3-4/29/13 (OW broke NC)
Status: Your guess is as good as mine.

Posts: 2420 | Registered: Aug 2012 | From: Texas
FaithFool
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Default  Posted: 8:48 AM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Canadian Hippie Chimp

Oh right, blame Canada...


DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

Posts: 17483 | Registered: Jul 2008 | From: Canada
Kelany
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Default  Posted: 8:51 AM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

My husband smelled off once. After Dday, I realized why. Made me sick.


BS - Me
SA/FWH Him
DDay 1 - Jul 11
DDay 2 - Jul 12
R Dec 12

Former 80s Icon wishful thinking


Posts: 2031 | Registered: Feb 2012
NeverAgain2013
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Default  Posted: 8:56 AM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

If I had known, I would have soaked his junk in canned tuna water while he was sleeping. Smell that fish dong OW....SMELL IT.

Hell - if you had known, you could have 'helped' him wash his junk..in a meat grinder.


Be careful - that 'knight in shining armor' may very well be nothing more than an assclown wrapped in tin foil.
ME: 50+ years old and cute as a button :-)
Ex-WBF: Just a lying, cheating, gravy-sucking pig - and I left him in 2012.

Posts: 1800 | Registered: Jan 2013 | From: USA
SisterMilkshake
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Default  Posted: 9:03 AM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Smell that fish dong OW....SMELL IT.

For some reason I now have the Canadian National Anthem going through my head.


BW (me) 50ish FWH 50ish
Married 34 years, 3 children
d-day 3/10 LTA (4 yrs./fucking & flirting)

"Oh, why do my actions have consequences?" ~ Homer Simpson
"She knew my one weakness: That I'm weak!" ~ Homer Simpson


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