THAT is what I would call a popcorn fart. You're expecting this big explosion and all you get is a little pop.
But, just to be sure, one should make sure one is in the vicinity of a toilet, just in case. Down the toilet, just like this sham of a marriage.
This is the best wedding update ever!
Now that they can't ride the high of "we're getting married" anymore, let real life begin. Let the brokenness creep in. And I can't wait for THAT update later on.