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User Topic: Craigslist dating ads....one way to feel good about being single
She11ybeanz
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Default  Posted: 8:58 PM, July 17th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

OMG......a coke can???? Seriously???

Um....I went through childbirth....no thank you!!!!

That will make you go from zero to lesbian in 2.5 seconds!! Faster than you can say PEPSI!!!


"Sometimes your knight in shining armor ...is just a douchebag in tin foil!!"

ME - BW - 35
HIM - XWH - 39
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12


Posts: 2721 | Registered: Feb 2010 | From: Virginia
OnceInALifetime
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Default  Posted: 9:16 PM, July 17th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Hey, I get where he's coming from. He's just getting all the shit out there so there are no surprises down the road. Utterly honest fellow. I say he's a keeper. Size don't matter, whether it be a paycheck or a penis (right?).

Could you imagine what dating sites would be like if people were completely honest in their profiles? Kudos to this brave man. I aspire to be more like him.

You know how on the dating sites you have to come up with some little headline to catch everyone's attention? Usually it's some pithy verse from some long dead poet. Mine should read: "Free dinner"

As for what I'm typically doing on a Friday night? Watching old Star Trek reruns in my underwear.

You know, if some woman actually reaches out to this man, she won't be disappointed


BH, now divorced

Posts: 3012 | Registered: Oct 2009
She11ybeanz
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Default  Posted: 9:24 PM, July 17th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You know, if some woman actually reaches out to this man, she won't be disappointed

No....she will be HOLLOW!

On a lighter note....if she had ever dreamed of being a human hand puppet....all of her dreams will come true!!!


"Sometimes your knight in shining armor ...is just a douchebag in tin foil!!"

ME - BW - 35
HIM - XWH - 39
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12


Posts: 2721 | Registered: Feb 2010 | From: Virginia
OnceInALifetime
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Default  Posted: 9:30 PM, July 17th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Human hand puppet? Illogical. Explain.

(I just watched a Star Trek episode, in case you couldn't tell)


BH, now divorced

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OnceInALifetime
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Default  Posted: 9:36 PM, July 17th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh, and in case it wasn't obvious, I was JOKING about this guy being a keeper.

It's been known to happen that my attempts at wit are sometimes taken seriously...


BH, now divorced

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She11ybeanz
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Default  Posted: 7:19 AM, July 18th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Well...people that say size DOES matter are right AND wrong! Size is nice to a point...but then it gets to the "I-don't-need-a-dentist-I-have-one-thanks" point....


"Sometimes your knight in shining armor ...is just a douchebag in tin foil!!"

ME - BW - 35
HIM - XWH - 39
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12


Posts: 2721 | Registered: Feb 2010 | From: Virginia
SBB
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Default  Posted: 9:06 AM, July 18th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Weeeeelllll... honesty IS on my list of must haves - I will give him kudos for that.

OR... maybe this IS the Disney version of himself????

I just had snorting belly laugh thinking of what X's real OLD profile would look like.

ETA: with photoshop you can't even trust coke cans anymore!!

http://www.mycokecancollection.com/antique-coke-bottle-cigarettelighter/

[This message edited by StrongButBroken at 9:09 AM, July 18th (Thursday)]


I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!

Posts: 5557 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia
lieshurt
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Default  Posted: 9:13 AM, July 18th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

OMG......a coke can???? Seriously???

I've also seen them use a can of Aqua Net.


I'm sorry if you don't like my Honesty, but to be fair I don't like your lies.

Sometimes it's better to push someone away...not because you stopped loving them but because you can't take the pain anymore.


Posts: 13752 | Registered: Mar 2007 | From: Houston
She11ybeanz
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Default  Posted: 10:23 AM, July 18th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I've also seen them use a can of Aqua Net.

Okay.... that made my spleen hurt...


"Sometimes your knight in shining armor ...is just a douchebag in tin foil!!"

ME - BW - 35
HIM - XWH - 39
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12


Posts: 2721 | Registered: Feb 2010 | From: Virginia
million pieces
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Default  Posted: 12:02 PM, July 18th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Completely honest first date

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vawa2t1m5kI


Me - 42
2 kids, 9 and 11
D-Day 2/5/10, separated 3 wks later
Divorced 11/15/11!!!!

Posts: 1244 | Registered: Feb 2010 | From: MD
UndecidedinMA
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Default  Posted: 6:48 PM, July 18th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Lies - now that guy would be a keeper!!!


ME - BSO
Him - FWSO
OW - DBC Xwife
DDAY 09/14/11 ONS w/DBCxWOW with 4 mos EA
Solidly in R

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