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User Topic: Prepare to wet your pants, these are the funniest auto corrects
painpaingoaway
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Default  Posted: 9:06 AM, July 25th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"I killed her in the woods by her house" almost made me pee my pants.

Every time I reread them I laugh. I was laughing so hard, I sounded like a man!


me BS female 56/him WS 59
Married 33 years
D-day July 09/he gave me his slut's STD
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk

Posts: 7099 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Coastal South
BrokenRoad
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Default  Posted: 10:13 PM, July 25th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

MOTTSAPPLESAUCE


{Him}FBH - 43 (WifeHad5)
{Me} FWW - 44
2 kids 7 & 12
Reconciled :)
Beauty and folly are old companions.--Benjamin Franklin

Posts: 10732 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Midwest
still2suspicious
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Default  Posted: 2:05 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I will NEVER look at fuchsia the same way again!!


Me: BS
Him: WH
DDay: LTEA

Posts: 1301 | Registered: Apr 2011 | From:
girlsbird
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Default  Posted: 7:07 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


D-Day 10/28/10..almost admission 7/10 Reconciled. I was the betrayed

Posts: 1203 | Registered: Jan 2011 | From: arizona
soconfusednow
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Member # 40078
Default  Posted: 12:30 AM, July 29th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Great way to end my day, no crying myself to sleep tonight!


D-Day January 2013
prior EA in the 90's
me 50
WH 52
NC-several
last broken NC 7/2013 (hopefully)
Married 29 years
2 kids
Want to believe it's over, but is it really? Will I ever trust again?

Posts: 317 | Registered: Jul 2013 | From: USA
painpaingoaway
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Member # 27196
Default  Posted: 7:34 PM, July 29th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Great way to end my day, no crying myself to sleep tonight!
Glad to help. Laughter truly is the best medicine, (except for when you wet your pants).


me BS female 56/him WS 59
Married 33 years
D-day July 09/he gave me his slut's STD
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk

Posts: 7099 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Coastal South
silverhopes
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Default  Posted: 11:30 PM, July 29th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


Find peace. Or sleep on it.
Sometimes my monkeys, sometimes my circus.
Infidelities are like icebergs - they may take many different shapes and sizes, but they all damage your ship.

Posts: 3905 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: California
wildbananas
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Default  Posted: 1:08 AM, July 30th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Fuckweasel.

Best. Color. Ever.


Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light. ~ Yogi Bhajan

Posts: 15413 | Registered: Apr 2006 | From: Now an AZ girl
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