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User Topic: Not my kid, but could be...
Threnody
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Default  Posted: 12:57 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

This is what they do to make me want to never go to our church again.

http://999ktdy.com/angelic-child-recites-bible-then-throws-in-a-little-george-strait-video


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Posts: 14039 | Registered: Jun 2003 | From: Middle-of-Diddly, TX
lynnm1947
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Default  Posted: 1:19 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Hilarious!


Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!

"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks


Posts: 6937 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Toronto, Canada
SisterMilkshake
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Default  Posted: 1:24 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


BW (me) 50ish FWH 50ish
Married 34 years, 3 children
d-day 3/10 LTA (4 yrs./fucking & flirting)

"Oh, why do my actions have consequences?" ~ Homer Simpson
"She knew my one weakness: That I'm weak!" ~ Homer Simpson


Posts: 8990 | Registered: Nov 2010 | From: The Great White North USA
Sad in AZ
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Default  Posted: 2:45 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Don't ever talk to my mother about church; she still hasn't recovered from trying to drag us in the front door as we cried, "We want to go to the bar with daddy!"


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lieshurt
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Default  Posted: 2:46 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"We want to go to the bar with daddy!"


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osxgirl
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Default  Posted: 3:08 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Each of us kids (me, my brother, and my sister) did a pew run... or maybe it would be crawl... when we were between 2 and 4. This is where the kid waits patiently until mom is very intent on the sermon or whatever is going on up front, and then makes a break for it crawling under the pews (and through the legs) to head for the front of the church.

My sister was the winner though. Mom evidently caught both my brother and me on each of our runs by the time we had only gone one or two pews. My sis made it under between 6 and 8 and was up front hanging with the preacher when mom had to run up and grab her. As I recall, she was starting to dance a little by the time mom got there....


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osxgirl
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Default  Posted: 3:09 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

BTW - sign of a cool church - everyone joins the kid in a rousing chorus of "All my Exes".

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longtimewife
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Default  Posted: 3:46 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That is funny and cute. Reminds me of my friend whose then 3 year old DD had to get up and sing for the congregation. The kid was nervous and pulled her dress over her head halfway through...with NO underwear on. Her mom was sputtering about the underwear when DD said "Mom, I peed them. I had to take them off". We all were laying on the floor laughing.

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SisterMilkshake
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Default  Posted: 3:52 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

@ Sad

My sister's DD4 outdid all the embarassing moments here, I think.

The pastor called all the children up to the altar. When DD4 got to the front she pulled up her dress and started pulling up her tights while loudly and clearly proclaiming "These fucking tights won't stay up!"


BW (me) 50ish FWH 50ish
Married 34 years, 3 children
d-day 3/10 LTA (4 yrs./fucking & flirting)

"Oh, why do my actions have consequences?" ~ Homer Simpson
"She knew my one weakness: That I'm weak!" ~ Homer Simpson


Posts: 8990 | Registered: Nov 2010 | From: The Great White North USA
jrc1963
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Default  Posted: 5:51 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I don't have any cute church stories....

I don't even have any cute temple stories...

Oh well.

He was a cutie pie tho.


Me: BSO - 45
Him: FWSO - 68
DS - 12
D-Day - 12-11-09,
R - he finally came home
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