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User Topic: Oh dear Lord, my ds14 just called me a
HFSSC
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Default  Posted: 10:03 PM, August 5th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Queef!!!!!!


He doesn't know what it means and I'll be damned if I'm going to tell him. Apparently he heard some kid at school say it.

We left it at, "Trust me, son, you do not want to hear this from me."

Holy crap!!!


Me, 47
Him, 40 (JMSSC)
married 17 years. In R. We are making it. The past does not define who we are today.

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AgainandAgain
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Default  Posted: 10:35 PM, August 5th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I am just hysterical right now. You have no idea how much this made my night and I needed it.

If he ONLY knew....


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jo2love
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Default  Posted: 10:52 PM, August 5th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


and I'm off to google it because I have no clue.

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Default  Posted: 10:53 PM, August 5th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh my!


Updated 2013:
BS-me 40
XH-doesn't matter
4 kids
Divorced-7/25/08

SO-5 years together-he decided to end it by cheating too


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Default  Posted: 10:57 PM, August 5th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I just inhaled some Key Lime soda. My head now hurts!


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D-Day, June 10, 2012



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jo2love
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Default  Posted: 10:57 PM, August 5th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Let's add that to the list of things my dd best not call me. OT is teaching me all sorts of words this past week.

[This message edited by SI Staff at 10:57 PM, August 5th (Monday)]


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ThoughtIKnewYa
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Default  Posted: 11:10 PM, August 5th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Somebody HAS to tell him so he'll stop saying it!!!

Alright. I almost peed my pants on that one!!


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Default  Posted: 11:12 PM, August 5th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Are you SURE he doesn't know what it means? They can be sneaky ya know.


Me: 41
Two boys: 17 and 13
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d-day 10-02-01

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Default  Posted: 11:12 PM, August 5th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Googled it 'cuz I didn't know. And now I know. But this is better than the Google I did earlier today for Christina piercing. I was not prepared for that.

But see, I'm just the kind of mom who would happily explain in great detail - I'd probably pull out some anatomy pics to illustrate - the definition of queef. Oh yes I would. I'd make damn sure that the word would never cross my child's lips in my presence again if it was referring to an actual human being. And I think I'd find a way to work that word into a few sentences as well. Perhaps warn said child that I felt a queef coming on. Or that if I laugh any harder I'm going to queef. Whatever.


Me = BS (Stay-at-home-mom)
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - I DIVORCED HIM, I'M FREE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBOJpIwF47Y

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Default  Posted: 11:17 PM, August 5th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

But see, I'm just the kind of mom who would happily explain in great detail - I'd probably pull out some anatomy pics to illustrate - the definition of queef. Oh yes I would. I'd make damn sure that the word would never cross my child's lips in my presence again if it was referring to an actual human being. And I think I'd find a way to work that word into a few sentences as well. Perhaps warn said child that I felt a queef coming on. Or that if I laugh any harder I'm going to queef. Whatever.


Long lost twin, where have you been?


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Default  Posted: 11:21 PM, August 5th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Pull my finger & I'll tell you.

Hey, I can burp talk, ya know. Wonder if one can queef talk? Hmmmmm.... I think I'm going to love the teenage years. Lordy, think of the shit I can finally pull!


Me = BS (Stay-at-home-mom)
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - I DIVORCED HIM, I'M FREE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBOJpIwF47Y

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timeforchange
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Default  Posted: 12:39 AM, August 6th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Well you learn something new every day!!!!

Thank you google.

And thanks for the laugh


Me = BS aged 43
2 boys, 13 and 9
DDay 1/19/10
Confronted him 2/16/10
Finally Divorced 8/29/12

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caregiver9000
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Default  Posted: 12:43 AM, August 6th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I feel your pain.

Maybe he meant QUEEN...

Seriously, does this child sleep with his eyes open because um, payback is a ......nother word he better not call you.


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FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
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S 5/2010
D 12/2012

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Default  Posted: 6:04 AM, August 6th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Somebody HAS to tell him so he'll stop saying it!!!

Yeah, that'll be JM's job, not mine.


Me, 47
Him, 40 (JMSSC)
married 17 years. In R. We are making it. The past does not define who we are today.

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Default  Posted: 8:32 AM, August 6th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I am with Nature Girl and Thought I knew ya....
I would definitely make sure he knows what it is, and discuss in detail, offer pictures, etc.
Just to be sure he gets it, and knows that it isn't ok to use that term. Although at 14 I'm betting he has some idea of what it is.


Me: FBS
Him: FWS
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Married for 22 years now, was 16 at the time. .
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Default  Posted: 10:31 AM, August 6th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That reminds me of the time, at school, a student was being corrected by a teacher's aide for being rough in the hallway at lunch. He didn't take kindly to being corrected, so he told her to "shut her bush" . It didn't go over well for him at the office. By the end, he was practically in tears and we had figured out that he thought he was saying "shut your BOUCHE". Bouche means mouth in French. Still not appropriate to say but much better than shut your bush.

Or the time another student thought it would be funny to teach his friend a phrase in French to say to me, not thinking the friend would actually do it. Turns out asking a teacher to suck on your booby gets you sent home for the day


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Default  Posted: 12:36 PM, August 6th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh lawd! Now that's one term I have never heard!

Although, TMI, it did happen to me when I was with my first boyfriend, and I was soooo embarrassed I thought I would die. and he so delicately referred to it as a 'pussy fart'. Thanks buddy, yeah, that made feel a whole lot better.


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D-day July 09/he gave me his slut's STD
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Default  Posted: 12:53 PM, August 6th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

So did he run off to his room to google it and stay hidden for the rest of the night?


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Default  Posted: 5:09 PM, August 6th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

OMG... I had to google this too.

EWWWWWW


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Him: FWSO - 68
DS - 12
D-Day - 12-11-09,
R - he finally came home
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Default  Posted: 7:44 PM, August 6th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

PPGA, ACK!!!!!!!!!! That's so klassy.
Actually, that's what I heard it called before I heard THIS word.


So did he run off to his room to google it and stay hidden for the rest of the night?

No idea. I haven't brought it back up, and neither has he.

So, this weeks vocabulary lesson brought to you by adolescent males is now concluded. Aren't you all excited for next week???


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