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User Topic: If only spiders could talk...
abbycadabby
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Happy  Posted: 1:03 PM, August 13th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I came across this and thought it was appropriate for all us spider haters...

[This message edited by abbycadabby at 1:26 PM, August 13th (Tuesday)]


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Aubrie
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Default  Posted: 1:18 PM, August 13th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

My only question...why my shower? Can't it go to the neighbors!?!?


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"What if I fall?" Oh but my darling, what if you fly?


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Jrazz
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Default  Posted: 1:24 PM, August 13th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I swear this is the imaginary convo I have with spiders every day.


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Tred
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Default  Posted: 1:25 PM, August 13th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Can't it go to the neighbors

You do know that the spider/shower ratio doesn't favor the showers? Poor little guy has to go somewhere.


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Aubrie
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Default  Posted: 1:30 PM, August 13th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You do know that the spider/shower ratio doesn't favor the showers?

Yeah I know. QS and I went camping last summer and he sneaked me into the men's bathhouse so I could shower safely while he killed spiders. He's such a hero. I swear there were at least 10 daddy long legs in there.

I keep my bathroom bug bombed so the chances of spiders in our personal shower are diminished.

[This message edited by Aubrie84 at 1:31 PM, August 13th (Tuesday)]


Me - FWW * Him - QuietStand

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - J. Wayne

"What if I fall?" Oh but my darling, what if you fly?


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purplejacket4
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Default  Posted: 1:36 PM, August 13th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I like spiders unless:
1) they are poisonous (brown recluse and black widows here)
2) they are huge
3) they are anywhere near me


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caregiver9000
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Default  Posted: 1:39 PM, August 13th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

With spiders, the word huge is relative. Like, if I can SEE it, it is pretty dang huge. Those tiny imaginary sized spiders don't really count.


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abbycadabby
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Default  Posted: 1:40 PM, August 13th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


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jo2love
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Default  Posted: 2:11 PM, August 13th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Love the cute kitty!

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TrustNoOne
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Default  Posted: 2:11 PM, August 13th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I'm absolutely sure that spiders are simply....misunderstood and really just want to connect with the human species and build warm loving interpersonal relationships.

.............


.......are you kidding me?! They are out to annialiate us!!


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Unagie
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Default  Posted: 3:33 PM, August 13th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Ummm can I has that kitty!?


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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 4:41 PM, August 13th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Cute scaredy cat!

Aubrie - I can totally tolerate daddy long legs, but can't hold myself together around spiders. Whole 'nother thing.


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kernel
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Default  Posted: 5:16 PM, August 13th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I think they would say "Welcome to my web. Let's talk about dinner." Not a conversation I want to have.


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DragnHeart
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Default  Posted: 6:39 PM, August 13th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Is it weird that I talk to the little spider residing in our downstairs bathroom?

When I was doing a quick paint job in there I actually asked him to move for me so I could paint he did.

I guess it goes well with me talking to my wild hummingbird pets. I talk when they are at the feeder. I give them a scolding like a mom when they fight over the feeder and it's funny. Today four of them started and as I ducked I gave them a scolding. Two of them stopped and hovered above me like they were listening.

I honestly think my bathroom spider listens to me as well...


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SurprisinglyOkay
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Default  Posted: 6:52 PM, August 13th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I totally talk to spiders too....

Coax them into cups for removal. Thank them for a job well done.

Complement them on how beautiful they are.

We have some REALLY cool spiders hanging out around our house this year.


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caregiver9000
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Default  Posted: 7:19 PM, August 13th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You can have your own show on Animal Planet: The Spider Whisperer. Now if they start talking back by writing things in the web... PLEASE don't tell me!


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DragnHeart
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Default  Posted: 8:47 PM, August 13th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

The zig zag pattern in the web of the spider wh captured last night was amazing. Perfect. Ok not words but still cool.

Lol


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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 10:41 PM, August 13th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Ok not words but still cool.
So the spider was snoring in it's web?

zzzzzzzzzzzzz


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click4it
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Default  Posted: 11:42 PM, August 13th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

did you record my conversation once?


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DragnHeart
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Default  Posted: 8:40 AM, August 14th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

So the spider was snoring in it's web?
zzzzzzzzzzzzz

I nearly spit my coffee

Perhaps that's what he was trying to tell us. I am sleeping!!! Leave. Me. Alone...


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