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User Topic: Dear Wasband - now you can play along at home!
tesla
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Default  Posted: 10:43 AM, August 16th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Dear Wasband,

What. The. Fuck. ?
I believe I know your long lost twin. Surely, you two were separated at birth. In fact, I suspect that you may have been conjoined twins...between the two of you, you had but one brain. Somehow through a miracle of modern medicine, you two were separated. But clearly, the half a brain that you each retained was severly damaged. Oh well. Thank you for all your comedic relief.


"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear

Posts: 4542 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: Indiana
nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 11:12 AM, August 16th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

What I don't get is her going along with it? You said she treats your DD nicely. How do you become engaged to someone and NOT inform their kids? Or not even discuss telling the kids-aren't they supposed to be a couple? Hell now I'm wondering - does his fiancé know she's engaged ?
Kajem - just saw your edit. Based on some new fourth-hand evidence, I now believe that she actually proposed to wasband.

I know, people. I know. I'm just as baffled as you are. This one's gonna take time and potentially a couple of stiff drinks to process...


You can call me NIK

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
- Plato


Posts: 24394 | Registered: Aug 2011
CharlieFoxtrot
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Default  Posted: 11:42 AM, August 16th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Dear Potential Future Mrs. Wasband-

1) Facebook is your friend, you will be able to find out many details via posts to friends, but beware and be sure you are FB friends with all of schmoopies FB accounts.

2) Nothing important should be going on in your life when he is at the fair.

3) Sleep with one eye open. Better yet, don't sleep! That way you can keep up with all the activities and life plans that don't absorb into your brain via osmosis.

4) Wasband sees things much better in hindsight, I've found that being in the rear view is much more conducive to emotional health and overall lifestyle.

Enjoy!

Sincerely,
Life is better without him

PS (I really did drop him on the head)


Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning.

Posts: 505 | Registered: Jan 2013
nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 12:48 PM, August 16th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


You can call me NIK

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
- Plato


Posts: 24394 | Registered: Aug 2011
BeyondBreaking
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Default  Posted: 2:18 PM, August 16th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

With the counselor there, my response to his "brilliant" answers?

"What WERE you thinking about, and WHY is that more important than your children?"

If Jesus doesn't hold your earrings, I will!!!


I have been cheated on by 3 different men, and I have more DDays than anyone ever should. I am here, just trying to pickup the pieces.

At least the current man "only" cyber-cheated.

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."


Posts: 840 | Registered: Jan 2013
solus sto
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Default  Posted: 3:03 PM, August 16th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

They are so self-consumed and egotistical that even Jesus would hold my earrings for me...

and I even think he'd hand you a ponytail holder to pull your [hair back.....

No! No ponytails! They are too handy of a "handle" when in an altercation. (I learned this as an RN on a unit where we frequently had inmate patients...nuff said.)

Okay. I'm gonna take a stab at the responses. A la PMSy Dear Abby. Because I'm just in that kind of mood today...

I guess I didn’t think about that.
Clearly not. One requires more than the reptilian brain for thinking of a higher order than that to which you are accustomed.

Come to think of it, this answer pretty much applies to all the dumbfuckery.

Bonus points awarded for anyone who can tell me HOW I MANAGED TO BE MARRIED TO THIS PERSON WITHOUT KILLING HIM IN HIS SLEEP.
Well, for me, it was a lovely blend of love, naivete, denial, rug-sweeping, and benzodiazepines. Your answer may vary.

[This message edited by solus sto at 3:03 PM, August 16th (Friday)]


BS-me, 52
WH (Trac-fone), 52, PD
2 kids-DD25, DS18
multiple d-days
DIVORCING
Alone, most strangely, I live on~Rupert Brooke

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