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User Topic: horror story part deux
caregiver9000
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Default  Posted: 8:15 PM, August 15th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I am not going to post the pictures of the giant sized eight legged nightmare inducing creature that invaded my kitchen last night. I am far too afraid that the last bout of stories about creatures not to be named called forth some sort of epic outpouring.

I will say that the poster whose comment was to burn down my house has been much on my mind today. Burn down the house? yes, that does seem within proportion to horror we experienced last night.

Neither of my sons are bug squeamish. But DS12, began the voice changing adolescent thing. Alas his voice went up, not deeper.

DS9 just looked on stoically and shook his head with this comment, "Yep. Not sleeping tonight."

When the giant charged me, I did recall that one poster had explained this phenomenon was due to the monster's fear and him seeking my shadow to hide in. I can add two notes to this theory:

1. You cannot will yourself to cast no shadow.

2. In this case I believe the eight legged shadow was larger than mine. However I had no desire to seek refuge in his shadow.

Once the deed was done, I sprayed so much bug poison on all the windows and door sills that DS inquired, "Can't too much of that stuff kill US?" It was a risk I was willing to take.


Me: 44, independent, happy, despite co-parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 13 DS 10
S 5/2010
D 12/2012

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SurprisinglyOkay
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Default  Posted: 8:37 PM, August 15th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Do you have any idea how hard it is not to post a REALLY BIG picture on here....
I may have to step away from the computer...


FWS me 36 (recovering addict)
BS him 39 AFrayedKnot
Together 7 years
2 children


"Your secrets keep you sick"


Posts: 1130 | Registered: Sep 2012 | From: 221B
nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 10:04 PM, August 15th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

DS9 just looked on stoically and shook his head with this comment, "Yep. Not sleeping tonight."


You can call me NIK

"Sometimes it takes a good fall to know where you really stand."
-Hayley Williams


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Jrazz
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Default  Posted: 10:16 PM, August 15th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Broevil - I beg you. Wh5 has this thing where he puts troublemakers on MY watchlist and I get punished if said members step out of line.

You are flagged as a "person of interest" for sassy spider shenanigans, and I can't take any more demerits.


It is better to be slapped with the truth than kissed with a lie. -Russian Proverb

Posts: 17082 | Registered: Feb 2011 | From: California
Jrazz
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Default  Posted: 10:17 PM, August 15th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh, and NIK was really hoping to babysit your spider farm sometime but is too shy to ask so I'm doing it for her.


It is better to be slapped with the truth than kissed with a lie. -Russian Proverb

Posts: 17082 | Registered: Feb 2011 | From: California
nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 10:21 PM, August 15th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Isn't it past your bedtime, Razzle?


You can call me NIK

"Sometimes it takes a good fall to know where you really stand."
-Hayley Williams


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caregiver9000
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Default  Posted: 10:47 PM, August 15th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

bedtime? huh? where is the wide eyed bloodshot I'll never sleep again smiley?


Me: 44, independent, happy, despite co-parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 13 DS 10
S 5/2010
D 12/2012

Posts: 5777 | Registered: May 2010 | From: a better place
DragnHeart
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Default  Posted: 5:55 PM, August 17th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

bedtime? huh? where is the wide eyed bloodshot I'll never sleep again smiley?


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