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User Topic: Why Is It?
BrokenRoad
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Question  Posted: 6:47 AM, August 17th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Post your rhetorical ponderings here.

Why is it when I eat everything in the house, the next morning I'm starving? Where was this metabolism when I'm trying to lose weight?


{Him}FBH - 43 (WifeHad5)
{Me} FWW - 43
2 kids 7 & 12
Reconciled :)
Beauty and folly are old companions.--Benjamin Franklin

Posts: 10597 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Midwest
aesir
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Default  Posted: 6:50 AM, August 17th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Why is it when I saw this title I thought it would be yet another thread complaining about all the other threads about spiders?


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kernel
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Default  Posted: 7:14 AM, August 17th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Why is it that I spend the whole work week crawling out of bed with the promise of a sleep-in on Saturday, and on Saturday I am wide awake at the crack of dawn???


"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% - and that's pretty good."

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metamorphisis
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Default  Posted: 7:46 AM, August 17th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Why is it puppies and children are more excited to see you at 5:30 in the morning than any other time of day?

I mean really. I am just as exciting at noon. Let's move these love fests up a few hours to a respectable time



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Sad in AZ
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Default  Posted: 8:03 AM, August 17th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Why is it that the more yarn I have, the less I feel like knitting? I could stock a warehouse at this point...


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BrokenRoad
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Default  Posted: 8:39 AM, August 17th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Why is it when I walk into the kitchen I suddenly have an animal audience? Are they learning to cook?


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{Me} FWW - 43
2 kids 7 & 12
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Beauty and folly are old companions.--Benjamin Franklin

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Jrazz
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Default  Posted: 10:27 AM, August 17th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Why is it that DD3 only gets sick or sleepless when I have plans the next day?


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Rebreather
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Default  Posted: 11:14 AM, August 17th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Why is it that no matter how often I brush my dogs, they leave hair everywhere. Why aren't they naked by now?


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meaniemouse
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Default  Posted: 4:49 PM, August 17th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Why is it that every single time I go to the bathroom my dog wants to come in, put his front paws up on my knees and have a little snuggle?


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DragnHeart
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Default  Posted: 5:18 PM, August 17th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Why is it that that regardless of the type, if it has corn in the title it's going to end in an intimate night spent with my dental floss?

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Clarrissa
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Default  Posted: 6:08 PM, August 17th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Why is it that Sad won't let me take some of that yarn off her hands?


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All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.


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click4it
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Default  Posted: 6:11 PM, August 17th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Why is it puppies and children are more excited to see you at 5:30 in the morning than any other time of day?
I mean really. I am just as exciting at noon. Let's move these love fests up a few hours to a respectable time
yep, can relate.

love this thread

why is it that when I have the time to do things, there is nothing to do?


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Two boys: 17 and 13
Divorced 12-13-05
d-day 10-02-01

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DragnHeart
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Default  Posted: 8:13 PM, August 17th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

why is it that when I have the time to do things, there is nothing to do?

Why is it that when I have a thousand things to do there just isn't enough time

Or

Why is it my knee gives out on the one day I had planned on doing so much and by doctors instruction I must sit with my leg up...


Posts: 2792 | Registered: May 2011 | From: Canada
BrokenRoad
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Default  Posted: 9:55 PM, August 17th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Why is it that 75 degrees is warm and cozy during the day but when it's at night, i'm reaching for my sweater?


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2 kids 7 & 12
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Tred
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Default  Posted: 10:00 PM, August 17th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Why emcee A?


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click4it
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Default  Posted: 10:45 PM, August 17th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Why is it that I don't know what emcee A is?


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Two boys: 17 and 13
Divorced 12-13-05
d-day 10-02-01

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Clarrissa
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Default  Posted: 11:25 PM, August 17th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

::whispers:: clicky, I think maybe Tred was asking why emcee A was chosen to well.... emcee... A is not a what but a who....


::tiptoes out::


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All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.


Posts: 5860 | Registered: Dec 2008 | From: A better place
DragnHeart
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Default  Posted: 11:48 PM, August 17th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Why is it that when i go out, dressed to the nines, hair done up, makeup perfect, i don't see one person from my past BUT when I am wearing paint stained jeans, hair in a loose pony tail, look like I have been dragged backwards through a swamp, it's a bloody high school reunion?????

Posts: 2792 | Registered: May 2011 | From: Canada
click4it
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Default  Posted: 11:51 PM, August 17th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

clarissa, I still have no clue what you just said..

dragn - omg, I know!!! Never fails!!


Me: 41
Two boys: 17 and 13
Divorced 12-13-05
d-day 10-02-01

Laughter will cure life's ills. Have you had your laugh today?


Posts: 25509 | Registered: Jun 2002 | From: California
little turtle
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Default  Posted: 12:05 AM, August 18th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Click, I think Tred was really saying, "YMCA" but in question format.


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