I informed that it was broken anyway (as he should remember) and that there was no way in hell I was going to go out in 113 degree weather to measure a fence for him because he opted to rent a home with his whore that didn't already have one. NOT MY PROBLEM! Come measure it yourself asshole.
What an absolute idiot! His head must be mighty far up his ass to think that you would want to help him AND her! I don't understand how they can feel so special that common sense conclusions like that shouldn't apply to them. They have to be the exception! He's so great that you have to want to be involved in some way, right?
That reminds me of a shitty thing my Ex asked for when I kicked him out. When he finally got an apartment he wanted his whore to move in with him and told me about it. Then he had a nerve to ask if I had any extra pots and pans to give him for the new place. MFer PLEASE! Why the hell would I give him pots and pans for his whore to use? If she wanted to play house with him it wasn't going to be with MY things!
I'm guessing he bought his own but who knows since he doesn't cook and the whore turned down his offer to move in before disappearing altogether.