Then it's a good thing you are not a cat who can't object.
Then again, have you ever seen a cat look impressed?
Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.
Okay, I did once see a cat look impressed. It had just finished marking it's territory by spraying a large boulder in the flowers. I came along with the garden hose on the jet setting to wash it off, and with the cat staring and looking so pleased with itself, I held the nozzle in front of my crotch and squeezed the trigger to wash off the boulder. That cat looked impressed. That is also it for impressed looking cats in my life.
Do not back up. Severe tire damage.