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wincing_at_light
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Default  Posted: 7:53 PM, September 2nd (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I can't believe you passed up a perfect opportunity to mutter, "It puts the lotion on its skin" and then taking a photo with your cell phone as you backed away from the counter.


Machiavellian idiot savant

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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 7:56 PM, September 2nd (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


You can call me NIK

"If you carry joy in your heart, you can heal any moment."
- Carlos Santana


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metamorphisis
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Default  Posted: 9:03 PM, September 2nd (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"her personal scent" that's mass-produced and sold all over the world? What. Ever."

EXACTLY!!!
Wouldn't want to steal your personal scent cashier lady. It would rob her of the uniqueness that is reserved for hundreds of thousands of other people who go to the mall.



“We don't see things as they are; we see them as we are.”... Anais Nin

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painpaingoaway
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Default  Posted: 9:22 PM, September 2nd (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I can't believe you passed up a perfect opportunity to mutter, "It puts the lotion on its skin" and then taking a photo with your cell phone as you backed away from the counter.

"Good evening" WAL.


me BS female 56/him WS 59
Married 33 years
D-day July 09/he gave me his slut's STD
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk

Posts: 7113 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Coastal South
Jrazz
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Default  Posted: 9:56 PM, September 2nd (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Ahhh, just when I think I'm funny - WAL shows up and blows us all out of the water.


Cherish those who seek the truth but beware of those who find it. - François-Marie Arouet

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painpaingoaway
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Default  Posted: 7:36 AM, September 3rd (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You were funny jrazz!
Oooh girl, better look out. I'm going to steal your smell then somebody is gonna steal it from me and pretty soon we'll alllllllll smelllllllllllll the saaaaaaaaaame and then NOBODY will smell "good" ever again!!! MWAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
I thought that was funny as hell!

[This message edited by painpaingoaway at 7:37 AM, September 3rd (Tuesday)]


me BS female 56/him WS 59
Married 33 years
D-day July 09/he gave me his slut's STD
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk

Posts: 7113 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Coastal South
painpaingoaway
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Default  Posted: 7:40 AM, September 3rd (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

When other women ask me what I'm wearing, I'm all like "OMG, it's PINK SUGAR by Aquolina, you HAVE TO GET IT!!! Here, let me spray you!!", but I'm a little over enthusiastic like that. My husband says I should be in marketing.
I'm like that too, lol. Whenever I have found something I like, I always want to share it with everyone!


me BS female 56/him WS 59
Married 33 years
D-day July 09/he gave me his slut's STD
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk

Posts: 7113 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Coastal South
Jrazz
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Default  Posted: 12:17 PM, September 3rd (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Ha ha, thanks ppga. It was more an homage to wincing's trump-card humor that we all look forward to.

You gotta be HELLA funny to be funnier than ME.


Cherish those who seek the truth but beware of those who find it. - François-Marie Arouet

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TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 12:35 PM, September 3rd (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Normally if I create a 'personal scent' I try and blame it on someone else ...

Just saying ...


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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painpaingoaway
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Default  Posted: 2:21 PM, September 3rd (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You gotta be HELLA funny to be funnier than ME.

@TR, no 'fart' humor allowed on 'good scents' page. Now go stand in the corner.


me BS female 56/him WS 59
Married 33 years
D-day July 09/he gave me his slut's STD
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk

Posts: 7113 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Coastal South
TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 2:24 PM, September 3rd (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Nobody said 'fart' but y'all


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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Nature_Girl
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Default  Posted: 2:51 PM, September 3rd (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

There's a BBW I used to go to that allowed you to mix your own scent, then put it in whatever product you wanted. Am I the only one who's been to that kind of store?

Not that the cashier wasn't rude or anything...


Me = BS (Stay-at-home-mom)
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - I DIVORCED HIM, I'M FREE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBOJpIwF47Y

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Holly-Isis
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Default  Posted: 5:16 PM, September 3rd (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Those of you that are thinking that BBW does customs scents, I've never know them to do so.

I have had a scent mixed at The Body Shop though.

http://www.thebodyshop-usa.com/


"Being in love" first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. *CS Lewis*

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metamorphisis
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Default  Posted: 5:22 PM, September 3rd (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

My dd 16 and I were talking about someone being bitchy today and I told her this story. She says you need to make it your life mission to find that scent, and then douse yourself in it to the point that people run and hide, then go into her store daily and say "How do I smell? Does it make you a little mad? I thought so."

But she's a little extreme



“We don't see things as they are; we see them as we are.”... Anais Nin

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