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User Topic: Signs we may be getting old
lynnm1947
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Default  Posted: 1:32 PM, September 5th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

When you see a young girl on the street and think, "If you have to spend half your day obviously and self-consciously picking your skirt out of your butt cheeks, that should be a sign that just maybe you know it's too short????"


Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!

"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks


Posts: 7213 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Toronto, Canada
MovingUpward
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Default  Posted: 1:34 PM, September 5th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I would have never have thought that. I'm going to be young forever!!!!!!!


AKA Moo

Think of the haters in your life as sandpaper; they’ll scratch you up time and time again but in the end you’re polished, smooth, and spotless..while they end up useless

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.


Posts: 52199 | Registered: Jun 2007 | From: Big Blue Nation
nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 1:36 PM, September 5th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That's because your skirts are always a tasteful length, Moo.


You can call me NIK

"Sometimes it takes a good fall to know where you really stand."
-Hayley Williams


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lynnm1947
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Default  Posted: 1:43 PM, September 5th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

@ NIK
and @ MOO

YOU are supposed to add your own. (Purses lips and points finger like an old lady.)

[This message edited by lynnm1947 at 1:43 PM, September 5th (Thursday)]


Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!

"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks


Posts: 7213 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Toronto, Canada
EvenKeel
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Default  Posted: 1:46 PM, September 5th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

When you see girl with layers of tank tops and you think "Oh my....I would be toooo hot to wear all those shirts"

[due to your flashes]

[This message edited by EvenKeel at 1:47 PM, September 5th (Thursday)]


Eyes are useless if the mind is blind.


Posts: 2100 | Registered: May 2009 | From: Pa
MovingUpward
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Default  Posted: 1:48 PM, September 5th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

If you talk about where you were when Armstrong set foot on the moon. . . . Oh wait I wasn't born then. I must be channeling NIK.


AKA Moo

Think of the haters in your life as sandpaper; they’ll scratch you up time and time again but in the end you’re polished, smooth, and spotless..while they end up useless

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.


Posts: 52199 | Registered: Jun 2007 | From: Big Blue Nation
nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 2:03 PM, September 5th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Touche, Sir.


You can call me NIK

"Sometimes it takes a good fall to know where you really stand."
-Hayley Williams


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Undefinabl3
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Default  Posted: 2:14 PM, September 5th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

1. I would rather talk to a human then to a recorded voice or text.

2. I tell kids I remember a time when there were no computers or cell phones.

3. I am the first one to leave the bar....at 10pm....because its already past my bed time (to my defense 4:45am comes early dang it)

4. I scare the dogs whilst getting out of bed because usually both my hips, knees and back pops....joy!

Little story....She-Ra was like THE thing growing up (as well as He Man, Thundercats, and Gem...but I digress)....

There was a MAYBE 20 year old girl moving stacked chairs and another lady my age (30) came up to her and commented:

30yr: Look at you go She-Ra Princess of Power.
20ish: Stares blankly...who's that?

I died alittle inside...and then I quietly said "For the Honor of Grey Skull...I AM SHE RA!"....enter theme music.

But still...i feel so old.


Me: 31 MH
Him: 37 MH
New online find 6/19/14 - shit

Posts: 1729 | Registered: Sep 2012
TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 2:57 PM, September 5th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You can no longer bend over to pick something up off the ground without making a noise.

You hear your favorite song ... but it's in an elevator

An "all-nighter" means you don't have to get up to pee.

You get breathless going DOWN stairs ...


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

Posts: 21116 | Registered: Dec 2003 | From: Hell and back, way back :o)
pmal64
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Default  Posted: 3:13 PM, September 5th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

my favorite music is on the oldies channel... dang, has it really been 30 yrs since I graduated HS?!


.:~*~:. .:~*~:..:~*~:. .:~*~:..:~*~:. .:~*~:. .:~*~:..:~*~:.
BS-me-50
fWH -54

Posts: 571 | Registered: Feb 2007 | From: down south
Jrazz
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Default  Posted: 4:20 PM, September 5th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I promise to visit all of you in your retirement villas. I'll even learn to play canasta or whatever it is your generation does.


I bow to those who keep their hearts open when it is most difficult, those who refuse to keep their armor on any longer than they have to, those who recognize the courage at the heart of vulnerability. - Jeff Brown

Posts: 17322 | Registered: Feb 2011 | From: California
nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 4:21 PM, September 5th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Whipper. snapper.

Get off my lawn, kid.


You can call me NIK

"Sometimes it takes a good fall to know where you really stand."
-Hayley Williams


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Clarrissa
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Default  Posted: 4:52 PM, September 5th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

When you remember "classic rock" as "hard rock" i.e. BTO, Boston, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, etc.

And yes, I temember where I eas when Armstrong took his famous step: I was 5, in the living room when I lived in Utah...yes, it was 44 yeats ago...


BH Cee64D - 48
WW (me) - 49


All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.


Posts: 5886 | Registered: Dec 2008 | From: A better place
aesir
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Default  Posted: 5:35 PM, September 5th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You hear your favorite song ... but
the always been news talk radio station for old folks is using a clip of it as an intro for the traffic or crime report...

♫ Breaking the law. Breaking the law. ♪

ETA: And lets not forget Twisted Sister being used for an allergy medication commercial.

[This message edited by aesir at 5:35 PM, September 5th (Thursday)]


Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.

Do not back up. Severe tire damage.


Posts: 14924 | Registered: Nov 2007 | From: Winnipeg
Sad in AZ
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Default  Posted: 6:00 PM, September 5th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Everyone needs to get off my lawn...and I don't even have a lawn.


I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Posts: 20164 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: Upstate NY
Sal1995
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Default  Posted: 6:06 PM, September 5th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

1. You made it through high school and college without having to own a personal computer or an email account.

2. You didn't always have a cell phone, and you and the people in your life didn't always have to have instant access to each other. And somehow we all survived!

3. You see a really good-looking, college-aged girl wearing next to nothing, and your first thought is that she reminds you a bit of your oldest daughter, and your second thought is that you'd never let her go out dressed like that.

4. You feel like you just had your 40th birthday party, and realize that you're almost halfway between that and a potential 50th birthday party.

5. You have vivid memories of things that happened when Carter was president.

6. The 90s seem very recent.

7. You can't name a single song on this week's Top 40 charts. Hell, you're not even sure they still have Top 40 charts.

8. The gray hair is advancing rapidly.

9. You can pull a muscle doing just about anything. Or nothing.

10. You stop being able to help your kids with homework sometime around 7th grade, because you forgot that shit a long time ago.

11. You remember a time when wait staff at restaurants didn't refer to middle-aged couples as "you guys."

[This message edited by Sal1995 at 11:44 AM, September 6th (Friday)]


Me (BS)-45, WW-42
DDay 2/17/13, 9-10 month PA/EA
Final NC late Feb. '13
M - 18 years, 4 children
Reconciling

Posts: 1387 | Registered: Apr 2013 | From: Texas
unfound
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Default  Posted: 6:13 PM, September 5th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Signs I may be getting old:

A new found appreciation for elastic.

*****

Kid from school: Hey Mrs Unfound, what are you doing?

Me: I'm on a mission from God

Kid: huh?

*****

Having to explain how a record player works.

*****

Having to have someone explain to me what twerking is.

*****

Understanding that my parents set my curfew so early not because they didn't trust me, but because they couldn't stay up any later than that to come pick me up.

*****

Comfort trumps style

*****

A new vaccuum at 40 is equal to a pony at 10.

*****

16 year olds look like 20 year olds, and 20 year olds look like 16 year olds

*****

5th graders were born after 9/11

*****

Supper at 4:30 doesn't sound so ridiculous.

*****

Why did I come in this post??


ka-mai
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From time to time, I do consider that I might be mad. Like any self-respecting lunatic, however, I am always quick to dismiss any doubts about my sanity. DK

Posts: 14845 | Registered: Nov 2006 | From: mercury's underboob
MissesJai
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Default  Posted: 6:15 PM, September 5th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I'd rather listen to AM talk radio than FM radio.


FWW - 41
Fawk you.....pay me!

Posts: 5908 | Registered: Jul 2009 | From: So Cal.....
unfound
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Default  Posted: 6:22 PM, September 5th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You've seen clothing fads come back around... twice.


ka-mai
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From time to time, I do consider that I might be mad. Like any self-respecting lunatic, however, I am always quick to dismiss any doubts about my sanity. DK

Posts: 14845 | Registered: Nov 2006 | From: mercury's underboob
Rebreather
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Default  Posted: 6:35 PM, September 5th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You realize Friends has been off the air for NINE YEARS.


Me BS
Him WH
2 ddays in '07
Recovering.
"The cure for the pain, is the pain." -Rumi

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