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Amazonia
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Shutup  Posted: 7:13 PM, September 9th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

During a conversation about meal planning and cooking in bulk...

SO: Space will be the biggest issue
Ama: full freezer?
SO: Yeah, keep it full of stuff that never gets used, lol
SO: But there is a sexing freezer in the garage I can rearrange
Ama: Uh........
SO: Second...
SO: Auto correct super fail there


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Default  Posted: 7:15 PM, September 9th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage



AKA Moo

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Default  Posted: 7:47 PM, September 9th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I prefer sexing freezers.


Me: BSO - 45
Him: FWSO - 68
DS - 12
D-Day - 12-11-09,
R - he finally came home
Your life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"

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Default  Posted: 7:49 PM, September 9th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Prefer it or them? and to what?


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Default  Posted: 7:57 PM, September 9th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I don't know... I didn't think it thru.


Me: BSO - 45
Him: FWSO - 68
DS - 12
D-Day - 12-11-09,
R - he finally came home
Your life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"

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Default  Posted: 8:00 PM, September 9th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


Say what you wanna say and let the words fall out...honestly
I wanna see you be brave

Pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel
Like you're less than, less than perfect


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Default  Posted: 8:05 PM, September 9th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

sexing freezers? Is this some new hipster thing? Any relation to twerking?


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Default  Posted: 9:29 PM, September 9th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I think is was supposed to be sexting freezer--where you store your...oh, nevermind...


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Default  Posted: 9:34 PM, September 9th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


You can call me NIK

There's always failure. And there's always disappointment. And there's always loss.
But the secret is learning from the loss, and realizing that none of those holes are vacuums.
- Michael J. Fox


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Default  Posted: 10:36 AM, September 10th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"Oh ... the shrinkage ..."


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Default  Posted: 12:38 AM, September 13th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

This is an 'auto speak' correct.

I'm a chick. I was texting my BFF about a Halloween costume. I'm typing, she tells me she's "talk texting" because she is driving.

I have an idea, it's a girl idea. I text it.

Then my beastie's reply comes back - 'you'd be better off as Russell Crowe'.

I have NO idea what her real reply was, but her phone corrected to I should be a dude. We haven't laughed that hard in a while!

[This message edited by wannabenormal at 12:38 AM, September 13th (Friday)]


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