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User Topic: Text Conversation with ds19
wildbananas
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Default  Posted: 8:43 AM, September 17th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You know I love you Empress. But you also know I'm totally laughing at this, right?


Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light. ~ Yogi Bhajan

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TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 4:50 PM, September 17th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Not.me ...


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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MissesJai
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Default  Posted: 5:37 PM, September 17th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

what the fuck?????


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Jpapageorge
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Default  Posted: 5:41 PM, September 17th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I am still waiting impatiently to hear how he managed to get hogified...


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Posts: 1756 | Registered: Apr 2011 | From: California
nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 6:21 PM, September 17th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You might want to grab a beverage and settle in. Sigh.

So, DS - who we'll call Beavis for the duration of this post (for reasons that will quickly reveal themselves) - was sitting around yesterday with his buddy Butthead. Butthead is *that* friend - the guy who sticks firecrackers into watermelons to see if they would explode, wonders what would happen if you microwave a remote control, etc.. You know *that* kid. There's one in every roving pack of teenage boys.

Anywho... Beavis and Butthead were lounging around, bemoaning their dire financial situation. Butthead pipes up that his Uncle might have some odd jobs they could do around his farm for a couple of bucks. Dude - awesome idea!

So the dudes jump in Beavis' truck (a thoroughly rusted out Dodge 1500) and drive over to Uncle's farm. They can't find him near the house, so they decide to take to the level B roads around the farm in search of him, figuring he's out working somewhere in the fields.

Yada yada, unexplained tangent, a few logical leaps and several narrative gaps later, they are driving through what they *think* is a wet field, and chalking the massive floody puddle up to the rains over the weekend. It's only AFTER they get through the floody part (and the liquid has splashed into every nook and cranny of the truck and has infiltrated every rusted through spot on the quarter panels) that the smell hits them. And then they realize that they aren't actually on Uncle's farm anymore, but have wandered into a a runoff area for the next door hog facility.

But dudes! They are totally tripping, because there's no way that's not Uncle's land!

So they call the game and head back to my place.

Fortunately, Beavis pulled himself together enough to NOT go into the house, but rather wait for me outside.

Both of them were hosed off behind the garage, where their clothes still sit, "airing" out.

They cleaned the Dodge for hours last night. HOURS. I'm still making him park it downwind from the house.


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Rebreather
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Default  Posted: 6:23 PM, September 17th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Ha!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

In this story, the role of either Beavis or Butthead could be played by my spouse. Stupid human tricks. Love.


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Amazonia
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Default  Posted: 6:30 PM, September 17th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Ewwwwww.

I think you should sell this opportunity to febreeze, let them blindfold some folks and bring them in with camera crews.


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authenticnow
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Default  Posted: 6:58 PM, September 17th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


Take up your space (and do it well).

"That's the thing about pain, it demands to be felt."


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LosferWords
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Default  Posted: 8:10 PM, September 17th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh man... my uncle used to own a pig farm, and I KNOW that smell!

It's gonna take awhile to air that truck out...


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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 8:17 PM, September 17th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

He's got the windows down, charcoal under the seats, and three of these in strategic places.

I don't hold out much hope.


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LosferWords
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Default  Posted: 8:18 PM, September 17th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 4:06 PM, September 18th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Day 3 - When the temps were cool this morning, there was little detectable odor. With the heat and humidity this afternoon, the fragrance is blooming.

I advised Beavis to wait until winter to sell the truck.


You can call me NIK

"If you carry joy in your heart, you can heal any moment."
- Carlos Santana


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k94ever
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Default  Posted: 7:10 PM, September 18th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

This is a story for the grandkids (HIS kids).


Personally I'd make him park the truck in the nearest mall parking lot for the duration.

k9



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Betrayed: 23 years
Affairs: 14 (2 lasted 3 months. Rest were ONS)
WS died: 16 May 2011
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BrokenRoad
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Default  Posted: 10:45 PM, September 18th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

And they didnt even get PAID for that!


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Jrazz
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Default  Posted: 10:57 PM, September 18th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

If this story had taken place in CA my money would be on one of the "plot gaps" involving a trip to a "special field of greens."


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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 7:42 AM, October 29th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

For those of you, ahem, holding your breath for an update...

The front axel broke on the truck about a week ago, stranding it in the middle of our 100 ft driveway, where it sat until o'dark-thirty this morning when its new owner came to tow it away.

Farewell, Dirty Dodge.

[This message edited by nowiknow23 at 8:50 AM, October 30th (Wednesday)]


You can call me NIK

"If you carry joy in your heart, you can heal any moment."
- Carlos Santana


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MovingUpward
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Default  Posted: 8:13 AM, October 29th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That is some rancid Hog Confinement runoff that it corroded the front axel


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TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 12:27 PM, October 29th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Did the new owner look at it carefully???


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authenticnow
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Default  Posted: 6:36 PM, October 29th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I saw this thread come alive and I couldn't imagine what was going to be added to it.


Take up your space (and do it well).

"That's the thing about pain, it demands to be felt."


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PurpleRose
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Default  Posted: 2:14 PM, November 3rd (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

How did he manage to sell it like that?


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