I love me some good satire. This week I've seen a bunch of friends posting photos of their weddings some many moons ago. They are still professing their love so I'll give them a hearty congrats and keep my fingers crossed that they will keep the fire burning for each other (and nobody else)
But, the Onion kinda nailed it with this one:
Separated, divorcing, moving on.
I edit because I always make typos.
Hamlet, Act I, Scene 3
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
All's Well That Ends Well, Act I, Scene 1
I read the other articles linked too and OMG. Priceless and so true!
Update November 2013: It only took seven years but I finally turned a corner. :)