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User Topic: Funny Fantasy Revenge
StillLivin
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Default  Posted: 4:15 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

h0peless
Upper decker....priceless and hilarious! Love it!


I don't need further confirmation of what a fuckwit he is. I already have plenty, thanks very much. -SBB
D: 7/2/2014

Posts: 2213 | Registered: Aug 2013 | From: AZ
imagoodwitch
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Default  Posted: 4:37 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

OMG h0peless

I'm dying over here!

Just gonna file that on away

[This message edited by imagoodwitch at 4:37 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday)]


I am just your ordinary average everyday sane psycho supergoddess - Liz Phair

Don't keep dancing with the Devil and wonder why you are still in Hell.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.


Posts: 5338 | Registered: Mar 2009 | From: Munchkinland
SBB
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Default  Posted: 4:52 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You still take a shit in the toilet and you still leave it there but instead of going in the bowl, you crap in the tank.

Did everyone have a quick visual of themselves trying to do this or is it just me?

I'm thinking you're a bit bendier than I am h0peless!! I don't think I could balance AND do the business.


Buzz- The word you are searching for is 'Space-Ranger.'
Woody- The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there are Pre-school toys here.

Posts: 5535 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia
LadyQ
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Default  Posted: 4:59 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

This isn't revenge that I could perform, but...

I am hoping that the cumdumpster ends up pregnant (she has 4 kids with 4 different baby daddies, of said children she has custody of only one--see my post about finding her arrest record!). With triplets. And then, X needs to have an attack of ED and we'll see how long their lurve lasts!


Tune out the noise of what others tell you about who you are and work it out for yourself...

Posts: 1650 | Registered: Jul 2011
tesla
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Default  Posted: 5:33 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Hmmmm....
....sometimes I wish ex-shat knew about this site and could come here and read my posts. He works so hard to present a put together facade...if he had any idea of the shit I've posted here...god, it just makes me laugh thinking about his reaction.

The best revenge is seeing him saddled with his idiot stripper.


"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear

Posts: 4610 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: Indiana
StillLivin
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Default  Posted: 5:44 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh Tesla, I so feel that one. I've been sorely tempted to copy and paste a few of my and other posts and email the the dirtbag.
He's been giving the pity me story, then giving more money than he has been ordered to. Likes to tell EVERYBODY how I take him for all he's worth (5% of his base salary), and how he takes "such good care of HIS wife" when she needs money.
Hmmmm, have to figure the logistics of how I'd get an upper decker in his and Shrek's toilet! LOL


I don't need further confirmation of what a fuckwit he is. I already have plenty, thanks very much. -SBB
D: 7/2/2014

Posts: 2213 | Registered: Aug 2013 | From: AZ
Take2
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Default  Posted: 5:48 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

If you've ever read The World According to Garp ...the driveway scene!


"We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us." Joseph Campbell...So, If fear was not a factor - what would you do?

Posts: 4112 | Registered: May 2009 | From: New England
haysuth01
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Default  Posted: 7:28 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

h0peless... Dead, I'm dead over here.

I learn something new every day!


XBS
Divorced 5/07.
DS-7! What?!
Happily remarried, B/G twins (5).

Posts: 219 | Registered: Jul 2010
sunsetslost
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Default  Posted: 10:03 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I'm working on mine Can't give details yet. But trust me, it'll be real, practical and final.


Divorced 7/11/14. New Beginning on the Gulf of Mexico. It's real nice.

Posts: 734 | Registered: Jul 2013 | From: The beach.
AussieMum
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Default  Posted: 8:18 AM, October 3rd (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Upper decker LOVE it. Not sure I'd be agile enough to succeed though!

One of my revenge fantasies (and there are many) is to post some of his sleazy, half naked webcam photos to his FB page, the bare-chested ones showing off his grey chest hair where he's giving the camera a 'come get me' look. Funny what you find in the recycle bin.

I'm hoping OW3 cheats on him and he ends up alone, poor baby.


Me 46
ExH 51
EA Jun-Aug 12 (OW1)FB flirting and then EA/PA with OW2 (Aug-Dec 12). New OW Jan 13, introduced her to the kids immediately.
Married 10 years, together 14yrs
2 kids (DS11 & DD7)
Separated Jan 13. Divorced Jun 14

Posts: 180 | Registered: Aug 2012 | From: Australia
sleepless34
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Default  Posted: 10:07 AM, October 3rd (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh my god, this is the *best*thread*ever*

If anyone has any practical, untraceable, realistic and not illegal ideas please PM me if you don't want to post them here. I want to know for my own reasons and then maybe I am going to start a new business carrying out these fantasies for people....make millions with all these discusting cheaters
out there...hahahaha


I love love love the upper decker, hopeless, that is so awesome.If there is an open house I am going to try and do that (although I usually can't poop on demand)

Hopeless- BTW-if you haven't already been there...I frequent the urban dictionary website often to find the funniest, discusting and most hilarious words most of which I have never heard of...like 'felcher' 'arabian sandstorm' and 'blimpkin' so funny!


Me BW- 40ish, awesome
Cheating scusband 40ish
2 kids, elementary school age
Bomb dropped Aug 4 out of nowhere...

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