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User Topic: Some advantages of being on the bus
clralb
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Default  Posted: 7:04 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


I went in for a minor surgery on my foot last week. They wanted a urine sample from me to make sure I wasn't pregnant. For the life of me, I could not squeeze out one drop.

I promised the nurse there is no possible way I was pregnant and I would sign a waiver.

If somehow I was pregnant, I told her be prepared, the second coming of Christ is coming or the spawn of the devil. Immaculate conception kind of thing.

She chuckled.

Well, kind of an advantage (weak smile)


BS Divorced.

They were right about you.


Posts: 676 | Registered: Nov 2007 | From: southeast
FaithFool
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Default  Posted: 7:10 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

Posts: 17153 | Registered: Jul 2008 | From: Canada
Take2
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Default  Posted: 7:37 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Can I add to that...

I get up in the middle of the night and no matter how tired I am - I'm safe...the toilet seat is still down.


"We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us." Joseph Campbell...So, If fear was not a factor - what would you do?

Posts: 4112 | Registered: May 2009 | From: New England
LineInTheSand
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Default  Posted: 8:26 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

And no fear of pregnancy or STDs. Booyah!!


Posts: 491 | Registered: Jul 2008
Snapdragon
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Default  Posted: 8:29 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

So true!!

I no longer have to have a pelvic exam every year. No sex partners seems to have bumped me into the every 2-3 years category. Yay me! Uh.... I think


Divorced - recovered and hoping to help.

"We're not broken, just bent, and we can learn to love again" ~Pink


Posts: 3070 | Registered: May 2004 | From: Midwest
h0peless
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Default  Posted: 8:30 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I'm just glad I don't have to wear condoms! (I suppose that would be a pretty silly thing to wear while on the bus, though.)

[This message edited by h0peless at 8:31 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday)]


Posts: 1573 | Registered: Sep 2012 | From: Arizona
fraeuken
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Default  Posted: 9:41 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Just got on the bus again 2 weeks ago and already enjoying not to have to start another pill package this weekend. And not to mention skipping the grooming and the shaving...liberating...


Temporarily independent with the whole world at my feet.

Posts: 1230 | Registered: Jan 2011 | From: California
fraeuken
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Default  Posted: 9:43 PM, October 2nd (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

And, I am with Take2, toilet seats are DOWN in this house. And I know all pubic hair in the shower is from family...ok, sorry, TMI, but I am ready to play this game!


Temporarily independent with the whole world at my feet.

Posts: 1230 | Registered: Jan 2011 | From: California
Bebba1171
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Default  Posted: 8:46 AM, October 3rd (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I was married for 24 years, and never knew a lot of the stuff I have picked up on this site!


Divorced by Interlocutory decree in May 2012. WW had an affair with a 66 yo doctor she worked for.
D-Day Sept 16. 2011.
BH- 52 (Me) / XWW 50 - ages back in 2011
Two great kids that don't deserve this!

Posts: 726 | Registered: Nov 2011 | From: USA
lynnm1947
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Default  Posted: 12:43 PM, October 3rd (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

A friend who's been on the bus five years had to have an internal (vaginal)ultrasound recently. She told the tech she is a "born-again virgin" and begged her to "be gentle".


Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!

"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks


Posts: 7119 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Toronto, Canada
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