-Won't have to listen to endless complaining about everything
Oh God, the moaning. I gave up going out to dinner or a movie because all he would do is complain. WH didn't like anyone, anything, any place. Moan, moan, moan.
I will never have to go through the man-child morning routine again.
Shuffle into kitchen
Dramatically rotate neck
WH: "I'm so tired. Did you make me a coffee? Did you print out that document? Did you email x client?"
Me: "Yes, I did all that before you got up."
WH: Groan. Martyred grimace. "Let me have ten minutes peace to drink my coffee." WH shuffles off outside for a cigarette while I finish getting DD ready for school.