The Princess has asked me for some documents to move forward with our separation agreement. I didn't have them ready yet when she came to pick up the boys today. Are you ready for this?
"You're not holding on to the documents to drag your feet on the separation and divorce, are you?"
I know all my SI friends are going to tell me I should have given her crickets, but dude, I just couldn't.
"Hell no! It was my idea, and a fucking good one!"
I'm sure my mouth doesn't do anywhere near the damage that her claws have done to me before, but fuck, if she's going to say stupid shit, then I need to tell her that.
But I swear, NEXT time I'll try to get back to the crickets,