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Thread Killa' Round 6.0
Where is the scary warming, NIK!!!!
I got your scary warning right here ----
IT'S HALLOWEEN, DUDE!
Look it's NIK's brains
Fully recovered from sleep deprivation, no on call for another week and a half, and tomorrow is my friday. Yesssss
If it were NIK's brains they'd be bigger.
If you're following my karate career, I have moved on to help teach special needs kids and have been at the new dojo for 7 weeks.
Talked to Sensei today; the plan is to stay where I am for a while longer after this semester. I feel like I'm doing well. Won't be long before I am teaching classes with him as assistant.
Awww! Thank you, BR.
Alive! What a fun day of football
Oh yeah, real fun!
Next thing you'll tell me there is no Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny is dead.
Back to work today at my desk but tomorrow it's back on the floor and away from the computer.
I was sick for 3 days last week and had to take the kids out trick or treating in the rain (just a drizzle luckily) and the weather was warm. No coats needed for the kids.
Ex came along to ruin my buzz but so what.
Just ready to kill a little thread today.
Wanna hear a joke?
A guy is working in a grocery store in the produce department.
A man comes into the store and asks him if he can buy 1/2 of a cabbage since it's too big and he only needs just 1/2 of the thing.
The clerk goes into the back and sees his boss. He tells his boss that there's some asshole out front asking for 1/2 a cabbage.
The look on the boss' face tells the clerk that the man has followed him into the back room and is listening to him.
He quickly says to his boss "and this gentleman would like to buy the other half."
After the man leaves the boss says to the clerk that he is impressed at how quickly the clerk thought on his feet and covered his ass. He asks the clerk if he would like to go into the management training course that is going to be held in Montreal.
The clerk jokes, "I thought there were only whores and hockey teams in Montreal."
The boss says, "my wife is from Montreal."
The clerk says, "And what team does she play for?"
Have to fess up.
That joke was told by Harrison Ford on The David Letterman show last week.
I thought it was funny though.
He told another joke but I can't remember it for the life of me.
There, got it to page 5.
[This message edited by Lola2kids at 1:44 PM, November 4th (Monday)]