Topic: Big slutty chicken strikes again
Member # 30853
| Posted: 5:10 PM, October 28th (Monday), 2013|
For those of you who don't know, I tend to think that my exWH gets clipped by the karma bus in small doses on a regular basis. I liken this to being pecked to death by a big chicken. The chicken further described as slutty for obvious reasons.
So, my DS had to go to an IC session today for an evaluation related to his learning disability. As expected, I had to fill out a ton of forms and provide our family history.
The doc let me sit in there with DS while he asked some questions. He asked how often he sees his dad and if he likes going there. Then he asked if dad has a gf. My DS said yes and that she lives there. The doc asked if she is nice to DS and DD.
DS says, "sometimes". Then he proceeds to say that other times she's kind of mean. He said one time she got "frustrated" with his father and slammed the door so hard she woke up all the kids.
Oh, big slutty chicken named after OW... How you sometimes just make my day.
BW - me
ExWH - "that one"
D - 2011
You get what you put in, and people get what they deserve.
Hard as it may be, try to never give the OP any of your power or head space.
Posts: 2402 | Registered: Jan 2011
Member # 30024
| Posted: 5:11 PM, October 28th (Monday), 2013|
BW (me) 50ish FWH 50ish
Married 34 years, 3 children
d-day 3/10 LTA (4 yrs./fucking & flirting)
"Oh, why do my actions have consequences?" ~ Homer Simpson
"She knew my one weakness: That I'm weak!" ~ Homer Simpson
Posts: 8689 | Registered: Nov 2010 | From: The Great White North USA
Member # 34697
| Posted: 6:26 AM, October 29th (Tuesday), 2013|
It's the little things
Posts: 4031 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: Indiana
Member # 35229
| Posted: 6:31 AM, October 29th (Tuesday), 2013|
"Pecked to death by a big slutty chicken" That shit still makes me laugh my arse off!!!
“If things start happening, don't worry, don't stew, just go right along and you'll start happening too.” -Dr Seuss
Posts: 4113 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia
Member # 33698
| Posted: 8:13 AM, October 29th (Tuesday), 2013|
Hee hee hee. No wonder your ex sleeps with the kids-- who wants to sleep with a big, slutty chicken?
BS (Me) 39
Two DS and One DD
It matters not how strait the gate,/How charged with punishments the scroll./I am the master of my fate:/I am the captain of my soul.--"Invictus," William Ernest Henley
Posts: 3319 | Registered: Oct 2011
Member # 8795
| Posted: 3:47 PM, October 29th (Tuesday), 2013|
See, isn't it nice to know... yes, the D is obviously all your fault. You didn't yell, slam doors, and generally treat him like $&!# enough.
Posts: 2188 | Registered: Nov 2005 | From: Maryland
Member # 3703
| Posted: 7:32 PM, October 29th (Tuesday), 2013|
[URL=http://s838.photobucket.com/user/sparkysable1/media/Big-Chicken-295152_zpsac89c4c9.jpg.html][/URL]You KNOW this is what goes on at their house
[This message edited by sparkysable at 7:34 PM, October 29th (Tuesday)]
Me: BW - 38/ Him: WH - 51 (sociopath/serial cheater)
D-day OW#1 2/2004; R for 6 years; D-day OW#2 5/2010
Marriages that start this way, stepping over the bodies of loved ones as the giddy couple walks down the aisle, are not likely to last.
Posts: 2648 | Registered: Mar 2004 | From: NY
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