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 tesla (original poster member #34697) posted at 3:17 AM on Thursday, November 21st, 2013

Had a friend over for dinner this evening. She's married to ex-shat's best friend, so we don't see each other often and I've been pretty careful in our friendship since d-day.

After Teslet went to bed, she told me the funniest fucking thing. They rent out a house but have been having problems with their tenant. My friend's husband tells my friend not to worry because ex-shat would be able to represent them in court if it came to it. Apparently ex-shat told her husband that he knocked it out of the ballpark in court and that the judge complimented him on how well he handled himself and that he had the makings of a fine litigator.

Oh god, please someone stop!!!!! There aren't enough laughing emoticons on this site to adequately portray my reaction to this.

De-mother-fucking-lusional.

I told her that if she enjoyed being embarassed and made a fool of in court, then they should definetly ask for him to represent them

In other news, stripper-whore had to undergo surgery to remove a portion of her cervix...reason unclear.

And he didn't tell best friend that he had proposed to stripper whore...he had to bring it up to ex-shat.

Also no date set yet. I told my friend that they need to hurry up and set a date because I plan to have a fabulous party on the same day and goddammit, I'm a planner, I need to know these things!

On the bad side, she told me that when Teslet is over there that he stays up till 2:30/3:00 a.m. I suspected that from what Teslet had told me (He never falls asleep in his bed, he sleeps out on the couch, he wakes up by himself, no one wakes up with him, he gets his own breakfast.) I wish there was something that I could do about that.

No ruling yet on the court case. That's a little frustrating...I expected something well before now.

"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear

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Nature_Girl ( member #32554) posted at 3:27 AM on Thursday, November 21st, 2013

HE HAS THE MAKINGS OF A FINE LITIGATOR?????

Me = BS
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - DIVORCED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJgjyDFfJuU

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PurpleRose ( member #33129) posted at 3:29 AM on Thursday, November 21st, 2013

Ok now that is fecking hilarious!!!

It's kind of scary how delusional these people are!?!!!! What in the actual fuck?

divorced the Dooosh 8/13
*****************************
Dance like nobody is watching,
Text and email like it will be used in court someday...

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Phoenix1 ( member #38928) posted at 3:41 AM on Thursday, November 21st, 2013

fBS - Me
Xhole - Multiple LTAs/2 OCs over 20+yrs
Adult Kids
Happily divorced!

You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. ~C.S. Lewis~

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sunsetslost ( member #39885) posted at 3:47 AM on Thursday, November 21st, 2013

Love ya Tess. You made my night. Love and strength girl. Hammer his dumb ass to the wall just don't use too many big words

Divorced 7/11/14. New Beginning on the Gulf of Mexico. It's real nice.

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IrishLass518 ( member #34373) posted at 3:50 AM on Thursday, November 21st, 2013

Really? He said that? Out loud? He is really drinking too much of his Kool-Aid these days

Me: 46 BS Divorced
Him: 45 Married OW
DDay: 07/04/2008
Divorced: 06/15/2011
5 kids: IrishLass 27,IrishLad 25, IrishLass 23, IrishLad 21 and IrishLad 12
"You can't run from trouble..there ain't no place that far"

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ruinedandbroken ( member #29250) posted at 4:01 AM on Thursday, November 21st, 2013

I can't believe you haven't gotten a ruling yet. How frustrating!

Ex-shat is in his own little ex-shat la la land! lol

“People who cheat feel that life is for the taking, and that everyone deserves happiness no matter what the cost. I must remember these tricks if I ever have my soul surgically removed."
Me: BS 42. Him: WH 41 2 Kids 8&11
Married 14 yrs Together 21

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Gr8Lady ( member #36307) posted at 6:25 AM on Thursday, November 21st, 2013

Your ex needs a reality show.... Lets think of names?

I am this delusional?

Adventures of stripper/whore and delusional fool

Or maybe.... Fuck dynasty

Definitely FUCK DYNASTY

BS: Me (70yo)FWH: HIM (72 yo)) serial infidelities over past 35 years
DD: Multiple unconfirmed until 2013

friends wife lasting 10 years. TT over a
year a year. Now his health is declining,
among the lack of communication.

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newlysingle ( member #38735) posted at 6:51 AM on Thursday, November 21st, 2013

That is hysterical!

The stuff about Teslet staying up late and getting up by himself would piss me off. How old is he again? I thought he might be younger than my DD (she's 6) and I would not be okay with her having to get up by herself and make breakfast. That has to really affect his schooling when he's up so late there on the weekends.

BW - Me (40)
XWH -The Gnat
"Engaged" to OW, but the wedding appears to be indefinitely postponed.
M for 8 years, together for 10
1 DD (8), 1 DS (3)
Dday 3/13
Happily Divorced 9/20/13

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SBB ( member #35229) posted at 7:48 AM on Thursday, November 21st, 2013

That is unfucking-believable. All.of.it.

The stuff about Teslet makes me weep. I've heard horrid stories about bedtime - my 3 year old is developing a fear of the dark because the fucker lights up their room like Christmas then as punishment if they muck around he makes it pitch black, closes the door and let's them scream.

There's also the bathroom trips in the night where Miss 3 had time to flood his bathroom. I feel like I have to wait for her to scald herself or fucking drown before any action can be taken.

It is pure agony. I've had to box it up and put it aside lest it sends me over the edge.

I'm so sorry Tesla.

I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!

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HurtsButImOK ( member #38865) posted at 8:46 AM on Thursday, November 21st, 2013

Your belly must be sore from all the laughing

Sorry that you received even more confirmation that he sucks as a dad though. How very fortunate that Teslet has you to re-parent him in such an awesome manner.

Me: Awesome - 35.... ummm, not anymore

"I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel". –Maya Angelou

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Amazonia ( member #32810) posted at 11:52 AM on Thursday, November 21st, 2013

Tempering expectations here: I have heard of plenty of judges who are significantly lenient on those who represent themselves in court against another party with an attorney. Like, a pity judgment. It makes sense when you think of a situation where the one who can afford counsel hires a shark to screw over the poorer, less able party through strong legal arguments, and the pro se isn't well enough versed in the law to defend themselves. Some judges will sort of give a benefit of the doubt. I had actually wondered if that might be a consideration in why your judgment is taking so long.

"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ

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 tesla (original poster member #34697) posted at 12:24 PM on Thursday, November 21st, 2013

Geez Ama, I hope not, as he makes 6 times what I make and showed up with stripper whore...so the judge can kinda guess where the money is going.

I could see not getting the contempt ruling as he looked clueless to me. Maybe that is where a pity ruling would fall. But the tax return is cut and dry. Even if it was a pity ruling, would it take nearly a month to deliver?

"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear

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betrayedfriend ( member #19785) posted at 1:20 PM on Thursday, November 21st, 2013

Man, he is just so clueless, it almost hurts! Hot damn, can't wait til you have a judgement in hand. I'm sure it'll be in your favor. Now for a tv title... So You Think You Can Date a Stripper?!

I originally joined SI as a way to help my best friends find ways of coping with infidelity, but now infidelity has touched my family much closer to home.

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Undefinabl3 ( member #36883) posted at 8:46 PM on Thursday, November 21st, 2013

Me: 35 MH
Him: 41 MH
New online find 6/19/14 - shit
Phone Find 11/21/14 - I can't even right now.
1/26/15 - Started IC for me, DH won't go.
1/10/18 - Again?!? Online EA's

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betrayedfriend ( member #19785) posted at 10:42 PM on Thursday, November 21st, 2013

U13 for the win!

[This message edited by betrayedfriend at 4:43 PM, November 21st (Thursday)]

I originally joined SI as a way to help my best friends find ways of coping with infidelity, but now infidelity has touched my family much closer to home.

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Amazonia ( member #32810) posted at 11:14 PM on Thursday, November 21st, 2013

No idea. I do hope it ends in your favor, but who knows what is going on in the judge's mind.

"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ

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 tesla (original poster member #34697) posted at 12:31 PM on Friday, November 22nd, 2013

Oh goodness.

He just texted me last night because he doesn't understand how to read the visitation schedule when Teslet's birthday falls within a holiday.

Then he asks if I knew why the judge was taking so long on the ruling because he had said that it wouldn't take that long.

Gee, dumbass, wouldn't you know??? I'm sure the judge asked you out for drinks on his swanky beach house balcony since you are such a fine litigator. Surely you are in the loop with the judge's thinking.

And why the fuck would he think that I know anything?

Fucking idiot.

"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear

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devistatedmom ( member #24961) posted at 11:38 PM on Friday, November 22nd, 2013

He is an idiot. That's why you are where you are!

BS(me) 46, Two wonderful teens.
He is no longer my best friend. Repeat until it sticks.

WH says marriage is over: May 15, 2009.
EA#2 July 20, 2009. Legally sep: Aug 16, 2009. DIVORCED!!!! Signed Nov 23, final Dec 24, 2010, adultery listed.

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SBB ( member #35229) posted at 11:50 PM on Friday, November 22nd, 2013

And why the fuck would he think that I know anything?

He seems to have ramped up the inane contact don't you think?

Talking about court seems to be his new "Nice Weather We're Heaving" opener.

Maybe your NC is still giving him a whiff of ego kibbles. I'd leave it a few days before responding about the birthday. I'd ignore the ruling question.

He is a fucking idiot fuckwit burger with a side of whore fries.

I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!

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