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User Topic: Thanksgiving prank
Catwoman
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Default  Posted: 4:14 AM, November 22nd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I think this would be particularly good to pull on someone who is doing their very first Thanksgiving dinner.

Buy a Cornish Hen, unwrap it and when no one is looking, put it in the turkey cavity. Instruct the novice cook to rinse and pat the cavity dry and then accuse them of purchasing a pregnant turkey.

I cannot wait to pull this on one of my daughters some day.

Cat


FBS: Married 20 years, 2 daughters 25 and 22. Divorced by the grace of GOD.
D-Days: 2/23/93; 10/11/97; 3/5/03
Ex & OW Broke up 12-10
"An erection does not count as personal growth."

Posts: 29667 | Registered: Apr 2003 | From: Massachusetts
WarehouseGuy
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Default  Posted: 4:27 AM, November 22nd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


Love it!

whg


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authenticnow
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Default  Posted: 5:08 AM, November 22nd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


Take up your space (and do it well).

"That's the thing about pain, it demands to be felt."


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abbycadabby
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Default  Posted: 8:50 AM, November 22nd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


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nutmegkitty
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Default  Posted: 8:53 AM, November 22nd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That is hilarious!!!!!


me (BS)
him (NPD Ex)
2 dds
DDay 10/7/11
OW
OC

Divorced 1/17/2013

"Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend, freedom is."


Posts: 2601 | Registered: Nov 2011 | From: MA
wifehad5
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Default  Posted: 3:28 PM, November 22nd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


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lingerdog
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Default  Posted: 3:46 PM, November 22nd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


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Lyonesse
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Default  Posted: 5:09 PM, November 22nd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Um...it would have to be someone who is not aware that hens lay eggs?


Me: BS, 40's.

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Catwoman
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Default  Posted: 5:39 PM, November 22nd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Well, yes, Lyonesse. This is why it wood not work on the vet student daughter. The other daughter . . . Oh, yes.

I can just envision this stunt pulled on someone doing their first turkey ever.

Cat

P.S. Yes, I am evil.


FBS: Married 20 years, 2 daughters 25 and 22. Divorced by the grace of GOD.
D-Days: 2/23/93; 10/11/97; 3/5/03
Ex & OW Broke up 12-10
"An erection does not count as personal growth."

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Lyonesse
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Default  Posted: 5:55 PM, November 22nd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Very evil. And be sure to emphasize how adorable baby turkeys are...


Of course it may backfire and she just may turn vegetarian after this stunt!


Me: BS, 40's.

Posts: 1797 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: West Coast
Waiting4Daylite
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Default  Posted: 6:12 PM, November 22nd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

It would be even funnier if the turkey was a "tom".

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lynnm1947
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Default  Posted: 7:29 PM, November 22nd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You are an evil, evil Cat!


Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!

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Skan
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Default  Posted: 7:05 PM, November 24th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Trust me, anyone who has ever TRIED a Tofurky will never go vegetarian! No matter how cute the baby turkeys are!


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PurpleBirch
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Default  Posted: 9:56 PM, November 24th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I'll have to remember this one!


Me: BS (32)
Him: WH (31)
Married 3 years.
Confessed to PA April 21 2013.

DS (6), DS (18 months)

Aug 30 2013 He gives me back his ring with an ultimatum: "Get over it or get out".

Status: Done like dinner


Posts: 277 | Registered: May 2013 | From: The frozen North, eh?
Exit Wounds
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Default  Posted: 8:13 AM, November 25th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Send pics when you do it Cat.

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HFSSC
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Default  Posted: 8:24 PM, November 26th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I saw a video on one of the funny home video shows... Not AFV but something similar. The young woman who cooked the "pregnant turkey" was almost hysterical.

If you search on YouTube, there are about a hundred of them. It is damn funny.


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Clarrissa
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Default  Posted: 8:27 PM, November 26th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That would be funny as hell. A bit rude but damn funny.


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peacelovetea
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Default  Posted: 11:05 AM, November 29th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Instead of turkey this year I made cornish hens for each of us. The kids had never seen them and were excited by their "individual chickens" -- and then were laughing when they discovered that each of them had something different hidden inside the cavity. Son had half a pickle, friend had a hard-boiled egg, and daughters had a pile of cranberries and a meatball respectively.


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D-Day: 6/5/09, drunken ONS on business trip, confessed immediately, transparent, remorseful but emotionally clueless
M 11 years, 3 kids
4/12 Tried to R for 3 years, have decided to D
12/31/12 D final

Posts: 542 | Registered: Nov 2009 | From: PacNW
weeping willow
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Default  Posted: 12:58 PM, November 29th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

plt, I love the cornish hen idea stuffed with a hard boiled egg! I am going to pull this one on DGD, 13 and DGS, 10. We were just laughing about stuffing the turkey with a cornish hen yesterday, as we ate our turkey dinner. They both said that they wouldn't fall for that one, but I think they just might fall for the egg in the cornish hen.

[This message edited by weeping willow at 1:00 PM, November 29th (Friday)]


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