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User Topic: Funny Xmas Card ideas anyone?
sleepless34
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Default  Posted: 5:11 PM, November 25th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

So, I was thinking about our yearly Xmas card as I like to get pretty creative.

This year, I was thinking of a collage of pictures of the year on one side and then a Xmas letter on the side that let's people know what has been going on. Maybe even one of STBX and his OW (stands for old whore or other woman, same dif)

Happy Holidays from the *Whoevers*
*DD1 is now 10, likes soccer and is show choir. DD2 is doing great in 3rd grade, likes dance and loves animals.
*Mom and the kids had an awesome summer traveling and we went to NYC, Cape Cod, and seeing friends and family.
* Jack surprised us all with the news of his long term affair with a swinger he met on Ashley Madison. He is "in love" with her and left the family to start a new and exciting life of integrity.
*Jack is also enjoying porn, pot, extasy, gambling and believing his own lies! Oh no, Santa is watching jack!
*He also stopped paying all the bills, and because I have no job, we have lost much of our savings and will probably have to sell the family home in the new year. But…shhhh...that is a surprise we won't tell the kids until 2014!

Wishing you a fabulous Holiday Season-

BTW- I am not actually going to send this, but I am LMAO with my friends about it….how funny would it be to send to him and make it look like I sent out 100's but really just one to him!

Okay, anyone else???


Me BW- 40ish, awesome
Cheating scusband 40ish
2 kids, elementary school age
Bomb dropped Aug 4 out of nowhere...

Posts: 443 | Registered: Aug 2013 | From: Hell
sunsetslost
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Default  Posted: 6:49 PM, November 25th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

My therapist complimented me on my sense of humor about the whole mess. Sometimes you just have to laugh. I send text messages with what I really want to say to STBX to my friends. They laugh, we laugh together.

"If we weren't crazy we would go insane"

Jimmy Buffett


Divorced 7/11/14. New Beginning on the Gulf of Mexico. It's real nice.

Posts: 770 | Registered: Jul 2013 | From: The beach.
Take2
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Default  Posted: 6:50 PM, November 25th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Ah hell - there is no topping that - sheer genuis!!

I vote you send it - will a sprinkle of coal dust, cause you know - he doesn't deserve a whole lump.


"We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us." Joseph Campbell...So, If fear was not a factor - what would you do?

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Gemini71
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Default  Posted: 10:00 PM, November 25th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Fantastic! I LOVE it! Now I need to come up with one of my own.

Since STBXH is a staunch 'churchgoing man', my friends have started calling him "Sex Flanders" It cracks me up.

ETA: STBXH even looks like Ned Flanders.

[This message edited by Gemini71 at 10:00 PM, November 25th (Monday)]


Edited to correct stupid typos.

Two steps forward and one step backwards, is still progress.


Posts: 1859 | Registered: Jul 2013 | From: Illinois, USA
newlysingle
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Default  Posted: 10:21 PM, November 25th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I love it!


BW - Me (37)
XWH - (37) The Gnat
OW - Some dumb whore he picked up in another state and moved here here. Known as Hello Kitty.
M for 8 years, together for 10
1 DD (5), 1 DS (1 year)
Dday 3/13
Divorced 9/20/13

Posts: 918 | Registered: Mar 2013
SBB
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Default  Posted: 11:15 PM, November 25th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh, my ribs.

I snorted about 'Sex Flanders'.

So much Gold.


I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!

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ninebark
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Default  Posted: 9:45 AM, November 26th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That was wonderful.
Sad but wonderful.


BS (me) 40
WH - 48
Married 12 years
DS - 12
D-day 06/21/09
Separated....hopefully divorcing soon.

Posts: 630 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: Canada
tushnurse
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Default  Posted: 10:13 AM, November 26th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Bwahahahaha Sex Flanders.

Hahaha poor dumb disilusioned Jack.

I love the idea, personally I love getting those letters from relatives we never hear from except for Xmas, we spend a good time making fun of how dysfunctional they all are, and a letter like that would win a prize spot on my fridge.

I say DO IT!!!


Me: FBS
Him: FWS
Kids: 15 & 17
Married for 22 years now, was 16 at the time. .
D-Day Sept 26 2008
Fully R'd, and Happy Happy Happy

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dmari
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Default  Posted: 10:17 AM, November 26th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


Me (BS): 43 Children: DD 19, DS 15
Divorced September 30, 2014
"It's always darkest before the dawn ..."

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sleepless34
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Default  Posted: 1:40 PM, November 26th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Or How about a picture of the kids and me, and then a blank space that is outlined to look like my X slumpy husband.

Happy New Year! Here is to new beginnings.

I started by getting rid of a 220 lb bag of cheating, lying, pathetic, worthless Shit that I used to call my husband!


Me BW- 40ish, awesome
Cheating scusband 40ish
2 kids, elementary school age
Bomb dropped Aug 4 out of nowhere...

Posts: 443 | Registered: Aug 2013 | From: Hell
SBB
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Default  Posted: 2:50 PM, November 26th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Or maybe "Merry Christm-s" - here's to an A-hole free Christm-s now and forevermore.



I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!

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Dreamboat
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Default  Posted: 3:05 PM, November 26th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Maybe even one of STBX and his OW

With a caption of HO HO HO!

One year I actually bought a Ho Ho Ho card for Awhore. I ended up not sending it because I didn't want to pet the drama llama. But it sure felt good to buy it!!


And it's hard to dance with a devil on your back
So shake him off
-- Shake It Out, Florence And The Machine

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PurpleBirch
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Default  Posted: 9:31 PM, November 26th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I vote you send it - will a sprinkle of coal dust, cause you know - he doesn't deserve a whole lump.

I vote this ^^. Take2, the coal dust is hilarious.


Me: BS (32)
Him: WH (31)
Married 3 years.
Confessed to PA April 21 2013.

DS (6), DS (18 months)

Aug 30 2013 He gives me back his ring with an ultimatum: "Get over it or get out".

Status: Done like dinner


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