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User Topic: The most magical of vaginas!
Pass
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Default  Posted: 10:46 PM, November 29th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I don't ask the kids for information about the Princess. Mostly, I just don't want to know. 10 just gets so excited about new stuff though. He told me tonight that Rig Pig is buying a new smartphone for The Princess.

She has ZERO technical skills, and so hates every piece of technology she has ever touched. When we got these phones 18 months ago, she hated them, and takes every opportunity to complain (when she's not complaining about something else!). Rig Pig to the rescue.

I just don't get it. This dude is paying her way to Cuba for a week, and now is buying her a phone. I mean, sure, she's probably on her best behaviour right now, but even so, that's a lot of money to be spending on someone with such a fucked-up personality.

So there is only one possibility: She is obviously MUCH better in the sack than I remember. She is so good that she is able to compel men to buy shit for her!

I hope she has her gonads insured! Think of the lost earnings if anything ever happened to them!


Loyal spouse: Me; Disloyal spouse: The Princess
Two sons: Now 11 and 14
DDay: Nov 15, 2012
Separated: Mar 2, 2013 after 17 year marriage, now divorcing!

The best thing about hitting rock bottom is that everything after that looks fucking fabulous


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Nature_Girl
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Default  Posted: 10:57 PM, November 29th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Wow.... She should conduct tours.

Oh, wait.

She does.

That's why you're divorcing...


Me = BS (Stay-at-home-mom)
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - I DIVORCED HIM, I'M FREE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBOJpIwF47Y

Posts: 9810 | Registered: Jun 2011 | From: USA
Vulcanized
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Default  Posted: 12:12 AM, November 30th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I thought it was a scientifical fact that the more bat-shit crazy the woman, the better the sex???


Me: MH 40s; Him: MH 40s (I had RA)
OW: 30s, moron; one of many
M: 8 yrs
3/13: D'd
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Everything is as it should be.

Posts: 762 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Vulcania
osxgirl
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Default  Posted: 9:21 AM, November 30th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You said that she complains about the phone that the two of you got 18 months ago. Does that mean you are still on the same plan?

What she and whatever flavor of the day she is with now do is their business... but if you are on the same plan, I certainly wouldn't put up with him buying a new phone to put on your plan. Not sure what the situation is, but if he's buying the phone, he can pay for the service for it, right?


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HurtsButImOK
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Default  Posted: 3:38 PM, November 30th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Pass, hate to break it to you but in my experience every vagina has the ability to be 'magical'.

Huge generalization maybe but it can be easy to manipulate a guy/girl with the promise of sex/giving of sex which equals validation.

No it doesn't mean she has improved in the sack, he is most likely just an easy to manipulate fool. Sit back and enjoy the show as he gets to feel more and more ripped off.

Hell you have been there and hit that. Was it really all so wonderful that you could sell your soul without hesitation. Poor Rig Pig, he is a mark and he doesn't even know it yet.


Me: Awesome - 35.... ummm, not anymore

"I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel". –Maya Angelou


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Lola7
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Default  Posted: 3:49 PM, November 30th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Wait a second . . . I have the most magical of vaginas!


caelitus mihi vires
"My strength is from heaven"
DIVORCED!

Posts: 211 | Registered: Nov 2013
HurtsButImOK
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Default  Posted: 4:17 PM, November 30th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Yes Lola, yes you do. We all have the ability to blow fairy dust and unicorn farts out of our vjay jays.

Our decency and morals prevent us spraying it to passersby.


Me: Awesome - 35.... ummm, not anymore

"I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel". –Maya Angelou


Posts: 748 | Registered: Apr 2013 | From: Australia
Pass
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Default  Posted: 5:09 PM, November 30th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Pass, hate to break it to you but in my experience every vagina has the ability to be 'magical'.

REALLY! Wow! I wish I had one!

If that's true, then a lot of y'all are really underutilizing them. Think of all the cool shit that men could be buying you.


Loyal spouse: Me; Disloyal spouse: The Princess
Two sons: Now 11 and 14
DDay: Nov 15, 2012
Separated: Mar 2, 2013 after 17 year marriage, now divorcing!

The best thing about hitting rock bottom is that everything after that looks fucking fabulous


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Nature_Girl
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Default  Posted: 5:29 PM, November 30th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

If that's true, then a lot of y'all are really underutilizing them. Think of all the cool shit that men could be buying you.

OF course, that would make us whores.


Me = BS (Stay-at-home-mom)
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - I DIVORCED HIM, I'M FREE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBOJpIwF47Y

Posts: 9810 | Registered: Jun 2011 | From: USA
Sal1995
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Default  Posted: 5:32 PM, November 30th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I've always thought my wife's vagina was magical. And it appears that her OM wholeheartedly concurs! He sure visited it enough times during the 10 months they were together.


Me (BS)-45, WW-43
DDay 2/17/13, 9-10 month PA/EA
M - 18 years, 4 children
Reconciling

Posts: 1450 | Registered: Apr 2013 | From: Texas
Pass
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Default  Posted: 6:06 PM, November 30th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

OF course, that would make us whores.

Ding! Give the lady a prize.

I think The Princess needs some of your guidance.


Loyal spouse: Me; Disloyal spouse: The Princess
Two sons: Now 11 and 14
DDay: Nov 15, 2012
Separated: Mar 2, 2013 after 17 year marriage, now divorcing!

The best thing about hitting rock bottom is that everything after that looks fucking fabulous


Posts: 2080 | Registered: Jan 2013
ruinedandbroken
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Default  Posted: 7:12 PM, November 30th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Wow.... She should conduct tours.
Oh, wait.

She does.

That's why you're divorcing...


HAHAHAHAHA.......lololololol! I. can't. stop. laughing.


“People who cheat feel that life is for the taking, and that everyone deserves happiness no matter what the cost. I must remember these tricks if I ever have my soul surgically removed."
Me: BS 42. Him: WH 41 2 Kids 6&9
Married 14 yrs Together 21

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gonnabe2016
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Default  Posted: 7:15 PM, November 30th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

If that's true, then a lot of y'all are really underutilizing them. Think of all the cool shit that men could be buying you.

OF course, that would make us whores


"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott

In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.


Posts: 8071 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: Midwest
stronger08
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Default  Posted: 2:39 AM, December 1st (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Look at it this way. She will most likely find out that her new gadget makes it easier for her to cheat in the future. But that's no longer your problem. I never understood people who cheat with a married person. Surely they have to ask themselves the proverbial question "If they cheated with me, they might cheat on me" But therein lies the difference between cheater love and love that's based in reality. Adulterous people get caught up in the fantasy aspect and never see the actual reality of their situations. Until the infidelity bomb is dropped on them. Its sad to say, but sooner or later they are going to have to eat the same shit they dished out. And for the folks like us, well by the time that happens we have already moved on and healed. Watching them get a taste of what they did is just the cherry on the sundae.


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