Awwh, she wants to be you! How cute! NOT!!!!
I would be so effing pissed! I don't know how you stay so composed and so classy. I've gone ghetto bat shit crazy more times than I care to admit. I'm just now starting to learn the art of keeping my mouth shut.
Stripper whore is an insecure, stupid tramp. She can NEVER replace you. I have strong doubts that their marriage will even last in the first place. These are not emotionally healthy people we're talking about here.