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User Topic: Awful Christmas Decorations
HFSSC
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Default  Posted: 11:52 AM, December 12th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Okay, I admit that this post is fairly useless without pictures. I have tried really hard to get a picture of this but have been unsuccessful thus far.

There is a house up the road from me with multiple inflatable monstrosities in their front yard. They actually have a rotating assortment based on the calendar. Picture giant inflatable Easter Bunnies, eggs, flags for July 4th, Halloween stuff, turkey/etc...

Anyway, they have a stunning display of tackiness right now. But the best (worst??) one is definitely this thing that looks like a giant flaming penis/testicles. Once I was able to get a good look at it, it's some sort of carousel thing that rotates. But the carousel part is very small in comparison to the rest of it. And all you see is the base and upright "post". Which is bright red and has a point at the top.

Seriously, who puts this stuff in their yard and doesn't look at it from the edge of the road?

I seriously get the giggles every time I drive by.


Me, 47
Him, 40 (JMSSC)
married 17 years. In R. We are making it. The past does not define who we are today.

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TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 11:56 AM, December 12th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Christmas - it's a wonderful time to give tanks ...


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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DixieD
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Default  Posted: 12:31 PM, December 12th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

But the best (worst??) one is definitely this thing that looks like a giant flaming penis/testicles.

HF, you paint such a pretty picture even without the photo.


Growing forward

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HUFI-PUFI
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Default  Posted: 12:31 PM, December 12th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


Donít listen to your head, itís easily confused. Donít listen to your heart, its fickle. Listen to your soul, God doesn't steer you wrong.

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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 1:00 PM, December 12th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I live in a college town. Tacky is de rigueur.

There are at least two student filled houses that have a giant inflatable Santa on the roof with a "stream" of yellow lights leading from it's crotch to a puddle of lights on the ground.

Ah, peeing Santa. Where would undergrad holiday spirit be without you?


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painpaingoaway
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Default  Posted: 1:08 PM, December 12th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

OMG, that's hilarious...(as long as I don't live next door to it)!


me BS female 56/him WS 59
Married 33 years
D-day July 09/he gave me his slut's STD
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk

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painpaingoaway
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Default  Posted: 1:09 PM, December 12th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

HFSSC, please take a pic of the inflatable Christmas penis and post it.


me BS female 56/him WS 59
Married 33 years
D-day July 09/he gave me his slut's STD
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk

Posts: 7056 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Coastal South
woundedby2
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Default  Posted: 1:13 PM, December 12th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I saw this one posted somewhere a while back. Can you imagine this being your neighbor's house??


Me: BS
2 kids: DD15 and DS18
Him: The Assclown NPD
OW: "friend" of 15 years
Divorced! Feb. 2010

Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
~Robert Louis Stevenson


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painpaingoaway
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Default  Posted: 1:19 PM, December 12th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

O.M.G!!!!!


me BS female 56/him WS 59
Married 33 years
D-day July 09/he gave me his slut's STD
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk

Posts: 7056 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Coastal South
painpaingoaway
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Default  Posted: 1:20 PM, December 12th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I can't stop laughing!


me BS female 56/him WS 59
Married 33 years
D-day July 09/he gave me his slut's STD
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk

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SoVerySadNow
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Default  Posted: 1:20 PM, December 12th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Carpool line just got a lot funnier! Thanks for the laughs!


Me:BW
Him:WH
D-day(s),after years of TT and Gaslighting was Labor Day Weekend 2012, continuing for a week after. *Dammit! More TT 3/9/13
Really trending toward D- planning about it is my "happy place" now.

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jrc1963
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Default  Posted: 2:21 PM, December 12th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I think I'd be really worried if green stuff was spurting out of the top of it and I were a guy! Just sayin'


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Him: FWSO - 69
DS - 13
D-Day - 12-11-09,
R - he finally came home
Your life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"

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TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 4:47 PM, December 12th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I'm dizzy just looking at this ...


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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Aubrie
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Default  Posted: 4:51 PM, December 12th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Get a load of that front porch. Did they seriously build an extension to support and make more room for extra inflatables up there!?


Me - FWW * Him - QuietStand

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"What if I fall?" Oh but my darling, what if you fly?


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TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 9:12 AM, December 13th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Just try and pick out something that's actually LEVEL ...


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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alphakitte
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Default  Posted: 10:02 AM, December 13th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh my, I'll never, again, look at a palm tree in the same way!


------ Some people are emotional tadpoles. Even if they mature they are just a warty toad. Catt

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Please1983
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Default  Posted: 10:55 AM, December 13th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I used to pass a house on the way home from work that was all done up tacky at christmas time and I used to think "fuck sake, imagine living next door to that" . But you forget all about these things the rest of the year, we moved into our new house in the October. When I came outside on dec the first I got a shock... "Fuck sake, can't belive I live next door to that!!!"
Been here a few years now and the kids smiles when they see it make me like it too and no one every gets lost coming to christmas parties at our house.


BS me 30
WS him 31 (thankyou1981)
OW 19 year old at his work
Together 9 years
3 boys. 4, 3 and baby.
D-day 20 aug 2011

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TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 11:34 AM, December 13th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Nothing says it quite like 'quantity':


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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jrc1963
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Default  Posted: 9:03 PM, December 13th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Holy Cow... It's a plastic Christmas People Army!!


Me: BSO - 46
Him: FWSO - 69
DS - 13
D-Day - 12-11-09,
R - he finally came home
Your life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"

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whatdoto
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Default  Posted: 9:57 PM, December 13th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

All I gotta say is "they better be singing!"
That is just nuts! Lol
Looks like a plastic choir!


"If your ideal image of yourself is in the future, it's going to stay there".

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