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tesla (original poster member #34697) posted at 12:45 AM on Thursday, December 19th, 2013
How do I know this, you ask? Because she just texted me this gem:
Hey Tesla it's stripper whore can I pick up Teslet early on friday the weather is supposed to be bad and i don't want to drive after dark in it and i kind of want to get us out and do something just in case were snowed in for the rest of the weekend
Oh.My.Christ.
Latest weather report shows a high of 38 on Friday with 50% chance of RAIN.
There is no snow accumulation forcast for this weekend...Clearly, the blizzard must be forcast for unicorn fartland. Those of us living in RE-fucking-ALITY aren't running out and stocking up on bread and milk. And how in the fuck are you going to tell me that you want to do this early pick-up so you aren't out driving in the dark in 'bad' weather WHILE in the same run-on fucking sentence claiming that you want to get the fam out to do something before the mythical blizzard hits and snows you in for god knows how long? (I see your run-on sentence, bitch, and raise you a run-on stuffed with questioning logic.)
*shaking head and tsking*
Poor stripper whore. I in no way resemble whatever stupid impression ex-shat has given you of me.
Also, I am immune to your pathetic manipulations.
Furthmore, I spanked your fiancee in court.
Why isn't your fiancee texting regarding the pick-up times? Did he get his contempt order? Is he off licking his wounded pride?
And for that matter why isn't your fiancee reading the parenting time guidelines? Friday is Teslet's first day of break, he can be picked up 2 hours after school is out...since he's in pre-k, he CAN be picked up earlier than normal on Friday.
From her text, it appears that she doesn't realize that Teslet is supposed to be out there until the 28th. (Except Christmas Day, I'm supposed to get him from noon - 9 p.m. Christmas day)
I have several responses in mind...I plan on copying whatever response I go with and send it to ex-shat as well. However, at the moment, I'm pretty undecided...
Suggestions?
"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear
caregiver9000 ( member #28622) posted at 1:07 AM on Thursday, December 19th, 2013
I saw the thread title and came in to tell you how RELIEVED I am...
But I wish the thread title was blizzard in unicorn fartland.
As for responses, whatever you decide will be perfect.
Me: fortysomething, independent, happy,
XH "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
two kids, teens. Old enough I am truly NO CONTACT w/ NPD zebraduck
S 5/2010
D 12/2012
Whalers11 ( member #27544) posted at 1:17 AM on Thursday, December 19th, 2013
Holy shit, Tesla...you really do have the patience of a saint to deal with these idiots.
Nature_Girl ( member #32554) posted at 1:28 AM on Thursday, December 19th, 2013
No reply, just wanting to laugh:
Me = BS
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - DIVORCED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJgjyDFfJuU
travels ( member #20334) posted at 1:29 AM on Thursday, December 19th, 2013
Possible response:
"I'm not sure what is stated in the Parenting Time Guidelines. Feel free to check it out and let me know."
Or crickets
Don't engage... Although it's really hard not to with them.
When one door closes, another door opens. It's the journey through the hallway that sucks.
"After a breakup, the loyal one stays single and deals with the damages until healed. The other one is already in another relationship."
SBB ( member #35229) posted at 1:36 AM on Thursday, December 19th, 2013
My first instinct is crickets or:
Read the school calendar and the parenting time guidelines. It is not my job to navigate this stuff for exshat and certainly not for you.
But teslet is caught in the crossfire - I'm not sure that there is anything you can do to avoid it. Perhaps:
"Please direct your queries to his father. He should be aware Friday is Teslet's first day of break, he can be picked up 2 hours after school is out. Since he's in pre-k, he CAN be picked up earlier than normal on Friday".
Did you tell her she could contact you for this stuff? If so then I would respond giving her the info that is required and would also state that this would be the last time you would interpret this stuff for her.
At what point does not reading/comprehending the schedule become grounds for him to lose access? What does your L say? If there was any chance of it I would seriously go for it. It will either prompt exshat to get a fucking clue OR it will get teslet out of the crossfire and zoo.
Right now you're putting out fires constantly due to his complete and utter incompetence. How on earth are you able to heal and extract yourself from the drama under these conditions? Your choices are continue to keep doing it OR let teslet not be picked up.
How the fuck do you cope with this shit, hun? I want to poke my own eyes out right about now.
I'm literally sitting here grateful for parallel parenting with the sad clown and not this fuckwit. I can't say I'm thrilled about that.
I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!
Rainbows ( member #39362) posted at 1:47 AM on Thursday, December 19th, 2013
Depending on my mood, sometimes when I have to respond to something irritating and/or stupid I just write: "Huh?"
It says so much and usually makes people rethink their approach.
There is always a rainbow after every storm.
ButterflyGirl ( member #38377) posted at 1:49 AM on Thursday, December 19th, 2013
I'd go with, "Nah, thanks anyway."
P.S. I love Chelsea Handler. Good ones NG, lol.
sparkysable ( member #3703) posted at 2:05 AM on Thursday, December 19th, 2013
are you serious? oh, I would DARE the OW to text me with something like that.
D-day OW#1 2/2004;D-day OW#2 5/2010
Marriages that start this way, stepping over the bodies of loved ones as the giddy couple walks down the aisle, are not likely to last.
movingforward13 ( member #38405) posted at 2:26 AM on Thursday, December 19th, 2013
Who the fuck is she to ask you any questions?
Don't entertain her bullshit, answer her questions to him and be on stand by if he doesn't pick up your son.
[This message edited by movingforward13 at 8:27 PM, December 18th (Wednesday)]
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Regret is not remorse- know the difference!
IrishLass518 ( member #34373) posted at 3:01 AM on Thursday, December 19th, 2013
Did I miss something? Is stripper whore now allowed to pick up Teslet at school?
Me: 46 BS Divorced
Him: 45 Married OW
DDay: 07/04/2008
Divorced: 06/15/2011
5 kids: IrishLass 27,IrishLad 25, IrishLass 23, IrishLad 21 and IrishLad 12
"You can't run from trouble..there ain't no place that far"
tesla (original poster member #34697) posted at 3:57 AM on Thursday, December 19th, 2013
I had given my phone number to stripper whore and told her that if ever there was an emergency with Teslet while he was in her care AND she couldn't get ahold of ex-shat that she could call me.
Stripper whore is not to pick Teslet up from school. But ya caught what they are trying to do there, didn't ya?
Ex-shat has tried so many ways to get her to be allowed to pick him up from school.
It's not going to happen.
FTG.
I decided to go with this response to her:
Stripper whore, I appreciate your concern about safely transporting Teslet. However, Teslet's dad should work out any changes in drop off/pick up times with me.
She's an idiot not worth my time. But more importantly, she's an idiot with no standing in regards to my child.
So, when ex-shat blasts off his text to me with whatever fuckery he pulls out of his ass, I will have the pleasure of referring him to the parenting guidelines. FTG.
Ever since we've gone to the parenting time guidelines, my life has been so much easier...so much less stressful. I had no idea how much dealing with him and the fucking google calendar was wearing me down. (Oh, no more google calendar for him...he's on his own.)
"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear
tesla (original poster member #34697) posted at 3:58 AM on Thursday, December 19th, 2013
Oh and NG -- how the hell do you find the perfect pics???
"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear
JessicaFL127 ( member #26864) posted at 4:02 AM on Thursday, December 19th, 2013
Great response, Tesla. Nicely done.
BW,35
divorced for 10 years
Happily remarried to a much better choice.:D
mom to two awesome boys,14 and 13
And now to a beautiful baby girl, 1 <3
"But you said your vows, and you closed the door
On so many men who would have loved you
IrishLass518 ( member #34373) posted at 4:22 AM on Thursday, December 19th, 2013
I thought that was a little odd. Trying to circumvent the rules by playing on concern for transporting Teslet in inclement weather.
t/j NG is a master with the pics. I can't even figure out how to put 1 pic on
Me: 46 BS Divorced
Him: 45 Married OW
DDay: 07/04/2008
Divorced: 06/15/2011
5 kids: IrishLass 27,IrishLad 25, IrishLass 23, IrishLad 21 and IrishLad 12
"You can't run from trouble..there ain't no place that far"
ruinedandbroken ( member #29250) posted at 4:27 AM on Thursday, December 19th, 2013
Great response.
Me ex and I are strictly parenting guidelines. Anything else would require me to talk to the idiot.
Can I just tell you how much I love the nickname, Stripper Whore? lol
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Me: BS 42. Him: WH 41 2 Kids 8&11
Married 14 yrs Together 21
thebighurt ( member #34722) posted at 4:50 AM on Thursday, December 19th, 2013
Nicely done, Tesla. You are a candidate for sainthood for everything you deal with from those idiots. Congrats on your big f*@k you in court. That was an obvious no brainer, giving the judge credit for having one.
I have to join the chorus of praise for NG also. That's exactly what I was thinking while laughing out loud at those gifs. Perfect choices for every occasion! So funny. Wish I could figure out how to do it. Not that I would be as good as she.
Finding what life could have been....... Why didn't I see it?
FirstLoveGone ( member #25957) posted at 4:54 AM on Thursday, December 19th, 2013
Gr8Lady ( member #36307) posted at 5:02 AM on Thursday, December 19th, 2013
She is a certifiable idiot, trying to break through the rules to pick up your son.
Your response was SPOT on.
On a side note, is she attempting to be your BFF. She is so off base. Not happening, she is not in your league.
BS: Me (70yo)FWH: HIM (72 yo)) serial infidelities over past 35 years
DD: Multiple unconfirmed until 2013
friends wife lasting 10 years. TT over a
year a year. Now his health is declining,
among the lack of communication.
Nature_Girl ( member #32554) posted at 5:36 AM on Thursday, December 19th, 2013
t/j answer: I am a visual person. There is imagery constantly happening in my mind. I like searching out stuff that matches what's playing in my head. It's fun. Kinda like MST3. I'm glad I can provide a chuckle or two!
Me = BS
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - DIVORCED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJgjyDFfJuU
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