Since I work in Vegas (I have offices in northern and southern Nevada) I tend to avoid the strip like the plague. I can't speak to the triggerness of Zumanity, but it is my understanding it is the most naked and sexual of the Cirque shows. Love is supposed to be fantastic. I just saw Vegas, The Show. It was cute, but I'd see something better.

Leapyear, I think I heard the Grind was closing. Have you made it to Lola's? LOVE. I also want to hit Bachi burger and the other places on Diners, Drive ins and Dives, LOL

I've stayed at Bally's more than anywhere else, but it's a ways off the street. Flamingo was nice (in updated rooms) and is smaller. Walk directly out the door onto the sidewalk.

You say you're not gamblers, but if you sign up for their player cards and play even a little, you will likely get offers for a return visit with discount room offers, packages, meal deals, etc. Cards and offers are good at other casinos in the group, too. MGM is part of such a hotel/casino group. Their web site will tell all of them. I've been offered three free nights at various places or amazing reduced rates at their higher end partners. Enjoy!