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User Topic: Can I share something(I found) hilarious?
Calli0pe
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Default  Posted: 9:57 PM, December 23rd (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Maybe I just have a sick sense of humor.
Today I went to my Dr for an STD test (super fun times!) and the Steve Harvey Show was on in the waiting room. It was a show about ladies with man problems. There are two sections to the waiting room & I went in the area where the TV was not, but there was no other sound so there's no escape, and I hear him leading the all-female audience in a call & response type vow.
I recorded it for posterity in the form of a text message to a friend.
"I vow" (
the ladies repeat)
"to keep my cookie in the jar for the next 90 days."
(repeat)
"During that time, my man needs to be committed"
(puke)
"and not put his hand in anyone else's cookie jar."
(projectile puke)

I KNOW he's trying to help ppl & if you're someone who feel affirmation from a message like that, please understand that I'm only speaking for myself, but DAMNIT. His little shpeil just seemed so trivial and condescending that I just had to laugh. Life is just so fraking absurd sometimes.


Me: BS, 35
Him: WS, 37
Married 5.5 years, friends for 10 before that
D-Day: Nov 29 2013
"Massage" parlors & Casual Encounters
Working on R, not sure I can live with it.

Posts: 39 | Registered: Dec 2013 | From: North Texas
phoenixrise
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Default  Posted: 3:18 AM, December 24th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Lol you are like me...sometimes you have to laugh at it life has a sick sense of humor...laughter lets you cope...even though you find moments like that entertaining I know you must have been hurting deep down inside...the std testing moment is a major downer when I went my blood pressure was so high they said they were worried I was going to have an aneurysm...I thought that was entertaining. ..tv can be major triggers I avoided tv for 2 whole months it sucks! Its as if it knows your pain and throws salt on the wound...hang in there love! The 1sttime I watched tv after the affair I thought ok gonna watch ssomething happy and neutral so I watched the price is right...well guess what the Damon prize was? A trip to the same city my H had the A in...yeah! Screw you life!:)


"The grass is greener on the other side because of all the shit that is used to fertilize it"
Him: WH after 8 yrs M...wow to think he held my hand during labor twice
Me: thought I was a cool loving wife
D Day: 7 mos ago RIP soul

Posts: 212 | Registered: Dec 2013 | From: Dante's Inferno
Ostrich80
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Member # 34827
Default  Posted: 3:33 AM, December 24th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Prob from his book, act like a lady, think like a man...I think is the title. Tells women how to land a husband. He's a funmy guy but a former cheater, soooo, not to interested in his l opinions on marriage. Once again, women need to resort to the steps to keep a man. Blehhh. I found it insulting to males as well.


BS..me
WS..him
Been with him over half my life
4kid
DD1 10-01-09 DD2 02-12-12 discovered it never ended
OW..nothing special. Just your average skank
Status..#$%@????

Posts: 5133 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: midwest
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