Stupid idiotic wayward thinking
Here's my assumption of his thought process:
"Have to find a way to make Gonna look as sneaky and deceptive as I am. Ah-Ha! Lots of $$ spent at the salon last month. I'll say her hair looks like crap **<which won't work if someone actually LIKES Joe Dirt's do>** So if Gonna's hair looks like crap, then it can't possibly justify that dollar amount and so she MUST be getting a *kick-back* from the salon!!!!!".......
....because here is the first part of his text:
"Over $xx spent at ur very good friends work last month.....clever. You cant tell me that is for the joe dirt [hair]"
Jeez. The guy is killing me here.... "Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott
In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.