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User Topic: I need to lay off the crockpot chili beans
She11ybeanz
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Flame  Posted: 2:55 PM, January 29th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Just sayin.....

I think I know why I'm single now...... WHEW.....

My cubicle should be quarantined off as a biological warfare zone....

That was one thing my XWH hated about me....the silent but deadly mushroom cloud gift.... I am not a "fluffer"....... I level cities!


"Sometimes your knight in shining armor ...is just a douchebag in tin foil!!"

ME - BW - 35
HIM - XWH - 39
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12


Posts: 2716 | Registered: Feb 2010 | From: Virginia
lynnm1947
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Default  Posted: 2:59 PM, January 29th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Now that's a neat addition to your resume!


Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!

"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks


Posts: 7179 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Toronto, Canada
HUFI-PUFI
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Default  Posted: 3:09 PM, January 29th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


Donít listen to your head, itís easily confused. Donít listen to your heart, its fickle. Listen to your soul, God doesn't steer you wrong.

Posts: 3230 | Registered: Sep 2009 | From: Azilda, Northern Ontario
lostmylight55
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Default  Posted: 5:43 AM, January 30th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Don't feel too bad,

I think I set off my Gas/Co detector this morning. It's happened a couple times before where the thing went off and couldn't figure out why. Even had a guy come out to check the fire place for a gas leak Ė Nope, just me.

[This message edited by lostmylight55 at 5:44 AM, January 30th (Thursday)]


My Boundaries are firm: Trespassers will be shot on sight.

Posts: 89 | Registered: Oct 2011
gahurts
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Default  Posted: 6:21 AM, January 30th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

How about some more beans Mr. Taggert?


"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie


Posts: 3394 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Georgia
lynnm1947
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Default  Posted: 7:53 AM, January 30th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I was going to spread some hummus on my oatcakes this morning, but then I recalled this post AND I simultaneously remembered that I am going to the theatre this evening.


Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!

"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks


Posts: 7179 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Toronto, Canada
Lola2kids
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Default  Posted: 8:44 AM, January 30th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

For me it's crock pot - pot roast.
I use Lipton Onion Soup mix for the sauce.

Whew.
Killin' myself here.
Luckily I have air freshener in my desk.


BS: (Me) 47
Kids: twins DD(10)
WS: Him 49 (Together 12 years)
D-Day April 18, 2011, Him:out Sept. 11, 2011..moved June 27, 2014.
"They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder but I am growing more and more fond of his absence"

Posts: 1364 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: Ontario, Canada
itainteasy
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Default  Posted: 9:31 AM, January 30th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Shelly, I let one go last night...silent...and across the room my fiance said "JESUS CHRIST was that YOU?" and then he gagged and ran out of the room.

I couldn't stop laughing.


Posts: 3355 | Registered: Feb 2011 | From: NWPA
TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 10:10 AM, January 30th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

Posts: 21040 | Registered: Dec 2003 | From: Hell and back, way back :o)
StillLivin
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Default  Posted: 10:19 AM, January 30th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Ok, folks, I have homework to do, so my last post and then I'm closing out the window!
Funny story as follows:
My STBXH has horrible gas. And usually the silent ones.
I MEAN HORRIBLE.
So I was slowly waking up, when this Godawfulnasty stench hit my nose.
I almost retched. I mean EWWWWW. I NEVER have bad smelling gas. Just air. Well, unless I'm really sick and have eaten something I probably shouldn't have. I usually juice more than I eat, so gas has NOT been a problem in years for me.
I was so mad at him, because he always liked to leave me some of his stench and take off out of the room laughing. Yuck.
I jumped out of bed ready to really let him have it with some choice words.
And.....


I was all alone. He had left for work hours before; it was my day off!


I don't need further confirmation of what a fuckwit he is. I already have plenty, thanks very much. -SBB
D: 7/2/2014

Posts: 2213 | Registered: Aug 2013 | From: AZ
TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 11:52 AM, January 30th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I was all alone. He had left for work hours before; it was my day off!

So you just decided to ... fart around?


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

Posts: 21040 | Registered: Dec 2003 | From: Hell and back, way back :o)
dontknowwhyme
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Default  Posted: 3:28 PM, January 30th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

To be mean to my kids I will let one go and then ask the kids if they smell popcorn. It is a natural reaction to take in a big wiff to check for popcorn smell. They don't think it is funny.


BS 38
FWW 37 (fireandice)
Married 13 Years - Together 20
D-Day1:Jan 08 (EA OM#1)
D-Day2:8-15-08 (EA/PA OM#2)
DS12, DS9
D-Day3:11-3-10
Divorced 1-27-11
Remember, you don't drown from being thrown in the water. You drown from staying in it.

Posts: 994 | Registered: Nov 2008 | From: Ohio
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