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User Topic: Engineering Week
scarednbroken
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Default  Posted: 6:15 PM, February 17th (Monday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Sorry dbl post

[This message edited by scarednbroken at 6:16 PM, February 17th (Monday)]


BS: Me 44 WH: 50 Kids: 13, 15, 17, 28 DD: every yr Ow: tons Status: fed-up. A woman should never invest in a relationship she wouldn't want for her daughter, nor should she allow any man to treat her in a way she would scold her son for

Posts: 417 | Registered: Jan 2014 | From: Midwest
Kuwaited
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Default  Posted: 9:27 PM, February 17th (Monday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Q: What is the definition of an engineer?
A: Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had, in a way
you don't understand.

Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer?
A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker.

Q: How can you tell an extroverted engineer?
A: When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own.

Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane?
A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the wrong way.


"For every trip to the vet, there's a car ride.", Satchel Pooch.

"At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost." -- Tad...from Craig's List


Posts: 8487 | Registered: Oct 2004 | From: North Atlanta Burbs
Kuwaited
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Default  Posted: 9:27 PM, February 17th (Monday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You might be an engineer if....

you take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room.

in college you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure.

at an air show you know how fast the skydivers are falling.

you can type 70 words per minute but can't read your own handwriting.

you comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel.

you see a good design and still have to change it.

you spent more on your calculator than you did on your wedding ring.

you still own a slide rule and know how to use it

your wife hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do at work.

you've already calculated how much you make per second.

you've tried to repair a $5 radio.

[This message edited by Kuwaited at 9:55 PM, February 17th (Monday)]


"For every trip to the vet, there's a car ride.", Satchel Pooch.

"At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost." -- Tad...from Craig's List


Posts: 8487 | Registered: Oct 2004 | From: North Atlanta Burbs
Kuwaited
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Default  Posted: 9:29 PM, February 17th (Monday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


"For every trip to the vet, there's a car ride.", Satchel Pooch.

"At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost." -- Tad...from Craig's List


Posts: 8487 | Registered: Oct 2004 | From: North Atlanta Burbs
Kuwaited
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Default  Posted: 9:34 PM, February 17th (Monday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


"For every trip to the vet, there's a car ride.", Satchel Pooch.

"At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost." -- Tad...from Craig's List


Posts: 8487 | Registered: Oct 2004 | From: North Atlanta Burbs
Kuwaited
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Default  Posted: 9:34 PM, February 17th (Monday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


"For every trip to the vet, there's a car ride.", Satchel Pooch.

"At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost." -- Tad...from Craig's List


Posts: 8487 | Registered: Oct 2004 | From: North Atlanta Burbs
MovingUpward
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Default  Posted: 7:49 AM, February 18th (Tuesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


AKA Moo

Think of the haters in your life as sandpaper; they’ll scratch you up time and time again but in the end you’re polished, smooth, and spotless..while they end up useless

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.


Posts: 51819 | Registered: Jun 2007 | From: Big Blue Nation
MovingUpward
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Default  Posted: 8:04 AM, February 18th (Tuesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

[This message edited by MovingUpward at 8:26 AM, February 18th (Tuesday)]


AKA Moo

Think of the haters in your life as sandpaper; they’ll scratch you up time and time again but in the end you’re polished, smooth, and spotless..while they end up useless

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.


Posts: 51819 | Registered: Jun 2007 | From: Big Blue Nation
okaynow
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Default  Posted: 10:40 PM, February 19th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Happy Engineer's Week!

These are great!


Married 18 yrs, together 25+.
D-day: 2/18/07.
1 child
The story doesn't really matter anymore. Time is a great healer. Life is good.

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bbee
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Default  Posted: 4:53 AM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

And thank you, Kuwaited! I've missed you!


This above all: to thine ownself be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.

Hamlet, Act I, Scene 3

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

All's Well That Ends Well, Act I, Scene 1


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gahurts
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Default  Posted: 7:08 AM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Welcome to my world


"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie


Posts: 3382 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Georgia
gahurts
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Default  Posted: 7:10 AM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

[This message edited by gahurts at 7:14 AM, February 20th (Thursday)]


"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie


Posts: 3382 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Georgia
gahurts
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Default  Posted: 7:11 AM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie


Posts: 3382 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Georgia
gahurts
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Default  Posted: 12:19 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Screen saver settings I can do!

F&$%@@# Windows 8! It's driving me crazy


"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie


Posts: 3382 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Georgia
MovingUpward
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Default  Posted: 12:22 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

GA gets head ouchies from Windows Ocho

Ah the things CS majors do to mess with ChemE majors


AKA Moo

Think of the haters in your life as sandpaper; they’ll scratch you up time and time again but in the end you’re polished, smooth, and spotless..while they end up useless

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.


Posts: 51819 | Registered: Jun 2007 | From: Big Blue Nation
gahurts
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Default  Posted: 12:36 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I liked Windows 7. I don't want apps on my desktop of laptop and I certainly don't want the computer changing programs on a whim - or a swipe of the mouse. And where are the accessories. I can't even find a calculator to do simple calculations.


"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie


Posts: 3382 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Georgia
TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 1:15 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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BAB61
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Default  Posted: 1:37 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

While not an engineer, I can certainly appreciate the humor, lol


Boss A** B*tch
BS/52 Me, STBXpos/56, dd's 16&14
1st D-day 10/19/2013 EA/PA
2nd D-day 12/7/2013 LTA/Rendezvous
S 12/7/2013 No-fault state, 6 mo S, counting down the days.

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Rebreather
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Default  Posted: 2:44 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

edit. *derp

[This message edited by Rebreather at 2:56 PM, February 20th (Thursday)]


Me BS
Him WH
2 ddays in '07
Recovering.
"The cure for the pain, is the pain." -Rumi

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Kuwaited
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Default  Posted: 8:18 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


"For every trip to the vet, there's a car ride.", Satchel Pooch.

"At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost." -- Tad...from Craig's List


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