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User Topic: Are you shitting me?
Pass
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Default  Posted: 4:04 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

On my way to my shrink today, I had to stop in to see The Princess' lawyer, so he could witness me signing the forms saying that it's okay for her to take my boys across the border for March Break. I really am a painfully polite person, and have a policy about not being rude to people who are doing their jobs - because they are usually just doing what they are supposed to.

But fuck me gently! I finish signing the forms, and the lawyer is chatting me up as I'm walking toward the door, when this happens.

Lawyer: And you can pay at the front desk on your way out.

Me: Um ... what?

Lawyer: There is a small fee for this.

Me: Of course there is, but I'm not getting a Florida vacation out of the deal!

Lawyer: Oh, okay. I'll just get your wife to pay it then.

No fucking kidding he will. Seriously! Does that ever work?


Edited to change a typo that was mocking me!

[This message edited by pass at 4:15 PM, February 20th, 2014 (Thursday)]


Loyal spouse: Me; Disloyal spouse: The Princess
Two sons: Now 11 and 14
DDay: Nov 15, 2012
Separated: Mar 2, 2013 after married 17 years, now divorcing!

The best thing about hitting rock bottom is that everything after that looks fucking fabulous


Posts: 1678 | Registered: Jan 2013 | From: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Pass
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Default  Posted: 4:04 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Yeah ... That's about as rude as I get.


Loyal spouse: Me; Disloyal spouse: The Princess
Two sons: Now 11 and 14
DDay: Nov 15, 2012
Separated: Mar 2, 2013 after married 17 years, now divorcing!

The best thing about hitting rock bottom is that everything after that looks fucking fabulous


Posts: 1678 | Registered: Jan 2013 | From: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
myowndystopia
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Default  Posted: 4:07 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That buck definitely needed passing!


Me- BS
Him - WS (the Grub)
married 28 years/4 kids(mostly grown)

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All the things you'd say, they were never true, never true "
Set Fire to the Rain
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Posts: 408 | Registered: Nov 2013
HurtsButImOK
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Default  Posted: 4:07 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

And


Damn straight it goes on the Princess' tab!


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Posts: 722 | Registered: Apr 2013 | From: Australia
Thefly559
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Default  Posted: 5:10 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Nice try shithead. Someone actually falls for that?


"what does not kill you , makes you stronger"

Posts: 610 | Registered: Aug 2013 | From: nyc
Lola7
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Default  Posted: 5:36 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You should have put your hand in your pocket and slowly pulled out your middle finger.


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DIVORCED!

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SBB
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Default  Posted: 5:36 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Lawyer: Oh, okay. I'll just get your wife to pay it then.

I'd be more upset that he called her your wife. Soon to be Ex Whorebag Wife, Mister. AKA Bitch Tits McGee.

I can't believe the cheek of it!!

p.s. There is no reason HER lawyer had to witness you signing. I wouldn't go out of my way to piss on the sad clown if he was on fire. I would call the firemen though, eventually. I'm polite like that... plus it's always a good day when I get to see firemen.


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Posts: 5422 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia
Pass
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Default  Posted: 5:57 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Ha! I knew I'd get some good responses on here.


Loyal spouse: Me; Disloyal spouse: The Princess
Two sons: Now 11 and 14
DDay: Nov 15, 2012
Separated: Mar 2, 2013 after married 17 years, now divorcing!

The best thing about hitting rock bottom is that everything after that looks fucking fabulous


Posts: 1678 | Registered: Jan 2013 | From: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Tripletrouble
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Default  Posted: 6:05 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I almost did a spit take on my screen when I read this. And since it was a legal fee, it was no doubt astronomical.


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Divorced November 2013

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Posts: 617 | Registered: May 2013
Nature_Girl
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Default  Posted: 6:06 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


Me = BS (Stay-at-home-mom)
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - I DIVORCED HIM, I'M FREE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBOJpIwF47Y

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persevere
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Default  Posted: 6:15 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

AYKM? That is CRAZY! GREAT comeback though pass!


Me: BW-43
Him: XWH-43
Together 9 yrs
DDays: 1/10/2011
Status: Divorced 4/27/11

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Gemini71
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Default  Posted: 7:49 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Good comeback. I'd be like "I didn't sign a contract with you. I had no idea this would cost anything." But I'm a pushover.

What a sleezeball. Kinda explains why he can put up with the Princess.


Edited to correct stupid typos.

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Posts: 1540 | Registered: Jul 2013 | From: Illinois, USA
ButterflyGirl
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Default  Posted: 10:49 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I woulda gave him my best "Oh you think so?" face, then let my 10-year-old perform his new trick of farting on command while we walked out.


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Two of the most darling sons ~ 10 and 7

Posts: 2000 | Registered: Feb 2013 | From: Florida, USA
Pass
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Default  Posted: 11:23 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

BG, he can fart on command?!

My 10-year-old and my 13-year-old would be SOOO jealous!

Okay. I'm a little jealous too.


Loyal spouse: Me; Disloyal spouse: The Princess
Two sons: Now 11 and 14
DDay: Nov 15, 2012
Separated: Mar 2, 2013 after married 17 years, now divorcing!

The best thing about hitting rock bottom is that everything after that looks fucking fabulous


Posts: 1678 | Registered: Jan 2013 | From: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
ButterflyGirl
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Default  Posted: 11:52 PM, February 20th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That would impress the ladies, pass. You could add it as an instrument in your music, lol.

Have no idea how he was doing it. 10 and 6 were farting up a storm last night, and every time 6 asked him to, somehow 10 could let one out. And he did it again this morning.

Hoping he grows out of it and just ends up burping on command like my dad. Fingers crossed..


xBW~ 35
Two of the most darling sons ~ 10 and 7

Posts: 2000 | Registered: Feb 2013 | From: Florida, USA
FaithFool
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Default  Posted: 3:08 AM, February 21st (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Bitch Tits McGee


DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
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to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

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Threnody
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Default  Posted: 1:37 PM, February 21st (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


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