So maybe I can feel better by pretending in my head that she saw my buff body and then turned to her Stay-puffed marshmallow butt of a man and realized she has chosen down.
This is true. And made me laugh a little--"stay puffed marshmallow butt".
Xwf is still on match for the last 3 yrs.(yes, I do check once in a while). Makes me feel pretty good, as I know my best qualities, and he'll NEVER find someone like me. Just won't. That's why he still is doing match. I am not egotistical either. He did choose down, and that OW dumped him soon after DD. I had asked him if she knew he was engaged, and he said yes. With all his job hunting experience, I asked, "well what does that tell you about her resume??"
Maybe she was a stay-puffed marshmallow butt also! I'll never know.