Girl, hold my earrings!!
I needed the laugh this morning
I needed the laugh this evening!!
I too have experienced great amounts of anger towards me because I read emails/texts. I was like - I felt like you were lying to me - YoU WERE.
Translation: how dare you catch me doing something I shouldn't be doing/said I wasn't doing
It does get comical sometimes. Them it gets really sad again. Laugh so you don't cry kind of thing.