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User Topic: I complimented stripper whore
tesla
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Shutup  Posted: 6:57 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oy.
Sometimes the teacher in me doesn't know when to turn off.

I pull up at the bowels of chaos and there is stripper whore, dressed like a stripper whore -- hair all did, planting and spreading mulch by the porch. I'm a gardener and can appreciate the hard work it takes...plus I kinda view her like one of my emotionally and learning disabled students...probably some cognitive delays in there as well.

Anyway, so I say as I walk by her, "That's a lot of hard work. Looks nice."
Pretty sure that I scared the shit out of her because by the time Teslet is coming out of the door she's going in. (Presumably ex-shat was operating the door from inside to facilitate the smoothness of her hasty retreat.)

I suppose the juxtaposition of my kindness in reality with the mental image that ex-shat has painted of me may very well make her head explode.
Poor muffin.


"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear

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Williesmom
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Default  Posted: 7:05 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Loving the mental image.


You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister. -George Costanza
There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women. - Madeleine Albright

Posts: 7769 | Registered: Feb 2009 | From: Western PA
Vulcanized
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Default  Posted: 7:08 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I kinda view her like one of my emotionally and learning disabled students.

Maybe she was afraid you were gonna kick her ass?


Me: MH 40s; Him: MH 40s (I had RA)
OW: 30s, moron; one of many
M: 8 yrs
3/13: D'd
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Everything is as it should be.

Posts: 766 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Vulcania
dmari
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Default  Posted: 7:11 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That was a random act of kindness


Me (BS): 43 Children: DD 19, DS 15
Divorced September 30, 2014
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devistatedmom
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Default  Posted: 7:13 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

OMG! I can just picture the two of them sitting there tonight turning it over and over and over trying to find the evil intent of your comment! Her head will explode tonight!


BS(me) 46, Two wonderful teens.
He is no longer my best friend. Repeat until it sticks.

WH says marriage is over: May 15, 2009.
EA#2 July 20, 2009. Legally sep: Aug 16, 2009. DIVORCED!!!! Signed Nov 23, final Dec 24, 2010, adultery listed.


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debbysbaby
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Default  Posted: 7:22 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Omg-I am sorry Tesla but I spewed my soda over that one. I can see her thinking that you were being facetious (you'd have to define that for her).


-betrayed almost my whole almost 15 yr marriage
-divorced since 2004

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justinpaintoday
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Default  Posted: 7:22 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Like the wordsmithing


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FaithFool
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Default  Posted: 7:34 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Her head will explode tonight!

[This message edited by FaithFool at 7:34 PM, April 27th (Sunday)]


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Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
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to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

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PurpleRose
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Default  Posted: 8:10 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

This. Is. Awesome.

Poor muffin indeed... I will bet those two rocket scientists are still trying to figure it out !!!


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sometimes it does not matter anymore,
when you speak to a man who is deaf by choice.
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SBB
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Default  Posted: 8:17 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Question: is "good dog" a compliment?

This is all I see in my head.


I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!

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StepAside
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Default  Posted: 8:17 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Like the Fembots from Austin Powers!!


Me 48yrs, king of douchebagastan- 50yrs STD infected bankrupt NPD sociopathic drunk thief
countless A's, he is a predator that targets losers like himself
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IrishLass518
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Default  Posted: 8:39 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Hmmm, do you think she's working for the pony or the happy meal?

[This message edited by IrishLass518 at 7:35 AM, April 28th (Monday)]


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DDay: 07/04/2008
Divorced: 06/15/2011
5 kids: IrishLass 27,IrishLad 25, IrishLass 23, IrishLad 21 and IrishLad 12
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Holly-Isis
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Default  Posted: 8:57 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

by the time Teslet is coming out of the door she's going in. (Presumably ex-shat was operating the door from inside to facilitate the smoothness of her hasty retreat.).

Wouldn't want a repeat of the Challenge of the Court Gate, would we?


"Being in love" first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. *CS Lewis*

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tesla
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Default  Posted: 8:58 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh. My. God.
SBB and Stepaside...you both are killing me here.

I almost feel bad that I confused her. I got this vibe from her like we just entered the twilight zone...or as I call it: reality.


"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear

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Default  Posted: 9:26 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Too funny. SBB the gnome is perfect.


Me BS
WS: Just a squished bug on the window of my life!
Divorcing, STBXH is engaged/living with OW#3

They have a choice: they can live in my new world, or they can die in their old one." Daenerys Targaryen


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Default  Posted: 9:33 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Tesla,

I hear the Twilight theme song playing. Rod Sterling is questioning what is the stripper whore? Mother, working girl, ex-shat's puppet, cowgirl, gardener. Is she burying something? Maybe her respect and pride? Or is it a plastic pony, hoping that just like the statue of St Joseph to sell a home, she will get a pony.
End of Rod's voice.


Me BS
WS: Just a squished bug on the window of my life!
Divorcing, STBXH is engaged/living with OW#3

They have a choice: they can live in my new world, or they can die in their old one." Daenerys Targaryen


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Lyonesse
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Default  Posted: 9:45 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I doubt she knew that it was a compliment, since you didn't tuck a five-dollar-bill into her g-string.


Me: BS, 40's.

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Default  Posted: 11:07 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Don't be surprised if she starts following you around like a puppy and asks you for a pony...


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5454real
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Default  Posted: 11:20 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Don't be surprised if she starts following you around like a puppy and asks you for a pony...

OMG, what if she thinks you were *hitting* on her?


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DS 23(Mine),SD 21,SS 20(Hers),DS 9 Ours, DGS 3, DGD 1 mo
D=Day #1 5/04EA (Rugswept)
D-Day #2 3/10/12, TT til 3/13/12
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I have no love for a friend who loves in words alone.
― Sophocles, Antigone

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itainteasy
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Default  Posted: 9:32 AM, April 28th (Monday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

SBB, that picture had me cracking up!

I was thinking that my response wouldn't have been "that's hard work, looks nice!" it would have been "Is that where you're going to plant the pole?"


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