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User Topic: Oh holy Lord. worst. autocorrect.ever.
HFSSC
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Default  Posted: 8:31 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh dear Lord. I can't believe I didn't screen shot this for posterity. And I am thankful to the universe that I caught this before I hit "send".

I was emailing ds15's biology teacher. This is one of the classes he has screwed around and almost failed. His teacher is a saint. She still tries to help him out and keep him on track. We were all sick this week and he missed a couple of school days.

So in my email, I was thanking her for her patience and dedication. I have no idea what I actually typed but what my phone decided I meant to say was "dildo action" Yes. Dear Mrs. So and So. Blah blah blah, thank you for your patience and dildo action.

That's what I almost just sent.


Me, 47
Him, 40 (JMSSC)
married 17 years. In R. We are making it. The past does not define who we are today.

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woundedby2
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Default  Posted: 8:37 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That would've been a teeny bit awkward...


Me: BS
2 kids: DD15 and DS18
Him: The Assclown NPD
OW: "friend" of 15 years
Divorced! Feb. 2010

Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
~Robert Louis Stevenson


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MovingUpward
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Default  Posted: 8:37 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Glad that you caught that


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boontje
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Default  Posted: 8:57 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

OMG!!! Her reply would have been absolutely priceless!!


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Dday: June 2011
Working on R, one day at a time

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.”
― Ernest Hemingway



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HFSSC
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Default  Posted: 8:59 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Poor kid is having a hard enough time.


Heh heh heh. I said "hard".

I've turned into Beavis. Or Butthead.


Me, 47
Him, 40 (JMSSC)
married 17 years. In R. We are making it. The past does not define who we are today.

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boontje
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Default  Posted: 9:06 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I've turned into Beavis. Or Butthead.

^^^^^
That's what happens when you hang out with teens. I lost my sanity years ago.

I once very innocently asked my high school students what word they saw in "dictator" (they were struggling to define dictator) and they shouted "dick"!! I was actually thinking along the lines of dictate.....but consider my audience. I should have known better.


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Dday: June 2011
Working on R, one day at a time

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.”
― Ernest Hemingway



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FaithFool
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Default  Posted: 9:23 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

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Default  Posted: 9:26 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


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Lyonesse
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Default  Posted: 9:47 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I presume you typed "dedication." Hilarious autocorrect!


Me: BS, 40's.

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PhoenixRisen
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Default  Posted: 10:00 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I bet she would have loved it!

I had a business contact accidentally sign a text xoxo. He was SO embarrassed. I thought it was hysterical.

You just know somewhere at Apple there is an IOS programer who did that on purpose just HOPING someone would misspell dedication ever so slightly!


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PurpleRose
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Default  Posted: 10:17 PM, April 27th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

As a teacher, I absolutely love this thread! Too freakin funny!!


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even if you find your voice,
sometimes it does not matter anymore,
when you speak to a man who is deaf by choice.
~dodinsky

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jo2love
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Default  Posted: 9:20 AM, April 28th (Monday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

LMAO!!!


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TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 9:26 AM, April 28th (Monday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Hmmmm ... I wonder if there are a lot of people misspelling 'dildo' in their texts??


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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Aubrie
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Default  Posted: 9:54 AM, April 28th (Monday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I dunno about anyone else, but I'm so disappointed she didn't actually send it. Woulda been too good. Paybacks for harrassing Spazzie Razzie about her umm...collection....and maid service.


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