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SI quote thread- Vol 14

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SI Staff posted 4/30/2014 17:54 PM

Yes, I know. (13 was intentionally skipped)

Lyonesse posted 4/30/2014 18:06 PM

OK, not an SI quote, but just got this in my fortune cookie and wanted to inaugurate the thread: "Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley."

jjct posted 4/30/2014 19:05 PM

HFSSC claims it is an old joke, but I never heard it...come to think of it, I'm pretty old, so you never know, I never heard this:

You can't save your ass and your face at the same time. Save your ass. Worry about your face later.

It needs to be here.
(and yes, I'm pretty)

HFSSC posted 4/30/2014 20:26 PM

HFSSC claims it is an old joke, but I never heard it...come to think of it, I'm pretty old, so you never know, I never heard this:

I actually read it in the NA basic text, iirc. So if you don't hang out in those circles, you wouldn't have heard it.

Jrazz posted 5/1/2014 09:30 AM

Yes, I know. (13 was intentionally skipped)

-SI Staff, Quote thread.

Ascendant posted 5/1/2014 09:33 AM

If all else fails, work on your abs. Gonna need them.

Tred, on the healing process for BMenz.

Crescita posted 5/2/2014 14:56 PM

Being strong doesn't take the fear away, but it makes our courage bigger than our fear.

SBB posted 5/4/2014 20:28 PM

"Lord, please send me patience, because if you send me strength I'm going to need bail money too!".

Gold from Nekorb.

nowiknow23 posted 5/7/2014 22:05 PM

I am not anti R. I am not anti Wayward. I am anti cake eating motherfuckers though.
SBB on a thread in D/S

FaithFool posted 5/9/2014 18:55 PM

SBB, round 2, in Tesla's thread in D/S:

If we were playing a drinking game where we had a shot each time he was an idiot we would all be pissed off our tree a majority of the time.

jjct posted 5/10/2014 05:30 AM

hopelesslydvoted says:

My WH mentioned Karma the one day, I was a little set off by him poking at Karma too, like he has the right, so, I turned to him and said, yeah Karma is a bitch, but she's my best friend.

gahurts posted 5/13/2014 08:30 AM

Tell him he can find sympathy in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.

- HFSSC responding to a thread by Hawaiiorbust in General

Pass posted 5/13/2014 14:57 PM

I'm so sick of them blaming their affairs on this kind of crap. All those accusations are reasons to LEAVE ME or TAKE ME TO COUNSELING or DISCUSS THE ISSUES WITH ME.

No fucking way was the answer to LIE TO MY FACE and do whatever the fuck you wanted, screwing whoever you wanted, treating me like crap cause you were focused on your sidepieces.

ButterflyGirl in response to yet another thread about yet another wayward blaming the affair on the betrayed spouse. This is just the best response ever.

scaredyKat posted 5/13/2014 18:11 PM

Medium Rare had this suggestion to a poster who was berated by his WW for not informing her directly that he got a dog. She texted him that she should have been informed rather than being told by a third party. She wouldn't let up.

And if she persists, I might drop a random text about how you can at least get a dog fixed so it wont go fuck the neighbor.

nowiknow23 posted 5/13/2014 20:14 PM

However, I am pretty sure just being fucking stupid is not a disability, regardless of what it leads to
caregiver in an epic Stretch-related rant in D/S.

jjct posted 5/15/2014 07:36 AM

Sir LAFAlot - wrt a WS meeting with the AP for "closure", says the only thing that ever needs to be said ever again:

Closure? Close your fucking legs, we'll have fewer problems.

The subject is forever closed now.

FaithFool posted 5/15/2014 21:26 PM


Another zinger from SBB on Tesla's thread about StripperWhore in D+S:

I get it that he is arse cheese so she's the lesser of two stupids but I cringe every time I read of these interactions.

better4me posted 5/18/2014 12:10 PM

There is hope, there is life and there is a future beyond the devastation of infidelity. I would not have believed it had I not lived it myself.

reallystruggling posted 5/20/2014 00:42 AM

how can i find the earlier quote volumes? this stuff is awesome!

Pass posted 5/20/2014 23:30 PM

In the Divorce/Separation forum, I said, "I know that all wives aren't nasty sluts like mine, but these thoughts are overriding everything else again."

NoraBird brilliantly responded:

hey, we are not all nasty sluts! I personally am a very nice slut

As a side note, my autocorrect keeps wanting to replace "slut" with "slur". My iPad obviously hasn't been paying attention to my life!

Amazonia posted 5/21/2014 11:25 AM

autocorrect keeps wanting to replace "slut" with "slur". My iPad obviously hasn't been paying attention to my life!

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