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SI quote thread- Vol 14

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Amazonia posted 5/21/2014 11:25 AM

autocorrect keeps wanting to replace "slut" with "slur". My iPad obviously hasn't been paying attention to my life!

homewrecked2011 posted 5/27/2014 01:55 AM

This quote is from suckstobeme in "When a wayward spouse leaves for OP". A friend had seen XWH somewhere and was describing his appearance.

She told me that he looks like a stray dog who has been swimming in an alcohol bottle for months now.

This struck me funny, as my XWH looks about the same as this description!

MadeOfScars posted 5/30/2014 14:13 PM

From a thread in S/D, Faithsurviver gives us this gem:

I went through similar feelings during my separation/divorce. I chose a mantra to this day, the XWH does not know the true meaning of

FOCUS= F**k off cause you're stupid!

He never figured it out and when I would say the word, he would say "I am!"

Thread of origin:

TrustedHer posted 6/1/2014 17:55 PM


Volume 13 doesn't exist due to fear of the number 13.
Volume 11 is archived, and you can't see it. I never saw it, myself, and I joined in 2009.

Volume 12 is here:

It will disappear when it ages off the last page of F&G, so print or save it now.

Sal1995 posted 6/2/2014 17:04 PM

The path to healing looks like a kids doodle - lines cross, intersect, loop, go outside the lines, and ultimately make almost no sense. But you are still proud to put it on the refrigerator.

Tred, spinning pure gold in the JFO forum.

authenticnow posted 6/5/2014 05:43 AM

In a post to shygirl:

Don't look back, honey. That's not where you're going.
Simple words of wisdom from NIK.

jjct posted 6/7/2014 05:38 AM

WarehouseGuy's tagline, I just about swallowed my tongue:

If you see your ex with someone else--don't be jealous. Our parents taught us to give our old, used toys to the less fortunate.


WarehouseGuy posted 6/7/2014 12:24 PM


I made the quote page after all these years. And with my tag line no less.

I actually stole it from someone here about 3 yrs ago

The irony of this is--today would have been my 39th anniversary.

Her loss!


sunsetslost posted 6/17/2014 20:49 PM

Sounds harsh, but she's my wife and I'm supposed to be there when she's having sex.

Sal1995 in Menz.

Sal1995 posted 6/18/2014 09:01 AM

My first contribution to the quote thread - thanks sunsets!

jjct posted 6/22/2014 08:51 AM

...the moment you start acting like someone else's wife, you lose the right to make any claims on me based on being mine.

getting down to the gnat's ass - again! - on menz.

nowiknow23 posted 6/23/2014 11:11 AM

This fucker is pulling an insurance scam. I would bet my right tit on it.

I was thinking the EXACT same thing. Except, I would have said my left tit.
Spit-take worthy discussion in S/D with SBB (aka: Righty) and IrishGirlVA (aka: Lefty) weighing in on Chrysalis' thread about her X calling the cops to accuse her of stealing his stuff.

Rebreather posted 6/24/2014 16:28 PM

Why? Because boobs.

Maxiom on if smaller or bigger boobs are better.

nowiknow23 posted 6/30/2014 00:13 AM

You're totally a dude. And Dudism is penis-optional these days.
Pass giving tesla the honor of being named "Dude" on a thread in D/S.

LonelyHusband posted 7/2/2014 17:12 PM

Sounds harsh, but she's my wife and I'm supposed to be there when she's having sex.

this is genius.

Guinness23 posted 7/6/2014 08:11 AM

Late to the game I am sure but I was reading some of Karmita's posts

I've got bad gas and wear a mouth guard but you don't need to know this... Just sent you a sellfie of my dick...lets prayer for world peace.

Guinness23 posted 7/6/2014 08:18 AM

Karmita again from Oct 2013.


Husband's surprise birthday party was something he'll never forget

The OW is his work colleague and someone who befriended me. Last week I asked her to go shopping with me to help with picking out his gift from me.

To the OW's surprise I took her to a porn shop. I bought a super sized butt plug explaining that my husband loved me giving him anal. I bought body oil explaining he loved to give me massages. I even made sure to walk awkwardly saying I was sore from the previous evening of being ridden like a mare by my stallion.

I am sorry for her pain but she has a vicious sense of humor like mine I LIKE. This is hilarious!!

nowiknow23 posted 7/9/2014 20:08 PM

Faithfool commenting on Wasband's latest tantrum:

That guy gives me douchebumps.

sunsetslost posted 7/9/2014 20:46 PM


FaithFool posted 7/9/2014 22:29 PM

I borrowed it from someone else can't remember who. Perhaps they'll come forward...

HFSSC posted 7/10/2014 06:27 AM

Pull the plug on that Hoover!!!
Holy crap - I can smell the smokin' motor overheating from here.

Sounds like maybe Unicorn Fart land is having a run of the shits, so he's testing the waters with you again.

Absolute gold from nekorb in General.

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