Seriously, to all the douchebags I've been meeting, this song is for you.
I post this for all the single betrayeds struggling to find a decent guy. Guess what? It can be fun being single!
And because I'm in an egotistical bitchy mood right now
And because I love this music. Been dancing my ass off in the car, looking like a crazy person
Don't settle guys! We deserve someone awesome! Until then, my role model is Pink
U + Ur Hand
Check it out
Going out on the late night
Looking tight, feeling nice
It's a cock fight
I can tell, I just know
That it's going down, Tonight
At the door we don't wait cause we know them
At the bar six shots just beginning
That's when dickhead put his hands on me
But you see
I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight!
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it begins
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight
I don't give a fuck
Guess you're outta luck
I'm not the one
Listen up it's just not happening
You can say what you want to your boyfriends
Just let me have my fun tonight, Aiight??
In the corner with your boys you bet 'em five bucks
You'd get the girl that just walked in, but she thinks you suck
We didn't get all dressed up just for you to see
So quit spilling your drinks on me! Yeah
You know who you are
High fivin, talking shit, but you're going home alone arentcha?