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User Topic: New house...new beginning... and a douchecanoe
beingmiranda
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Default  Posted: 10:57 AM, May 16th (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Earlier this week, I read:

http://www.survivinginfidelity.com/forums.asp?tid=530959&HL=32519

To which I almost peed my pants over the post and recorded the word douchecanoe for future reference. -- Thank you caregiver9000!!

I am selling my home. New husband and I are consolidating everything and being that I am in the home I purchased with my ex, it was a pretty easy decision. We are all moving into his house. It's about 600 sq ft bigger, on a bigger lot and the bonus is the school system is way better! Win. Win. Win.

Anyhow.. I've had to painstakingly be showing my home to all potential buyers. Got one guy who is really interested - young guy about 25 who is doing this on his own. Hoping to propose to girlfriend and have all his ducks in a row. He's been here 4 times. Last night he called and asked if he could come by again (just buy the freaking house already!) with his uncle who wants to see it and make sure it works. They all show up and it's the know-it-all uncle. You know the type. He's being an ass the entire time and I keep shutting his idiotic requests down. No, I won't be finishing the basement to your specifications. In the end, the young guy tells me he's extremely interested and would be in touch with the realtor.

They all leave. I called the realtor to rehash and say "How about that Uncle Douchecanoe?! Talk about an ass!" yada yada yada

This morning I get a call from realtor. He wants to tell me that young guy would like to place an offer on the house. (YEAH!) But he's not happy with realtor referring to his uncle as Uncle Douchecanoe. uhmmmm???? Turns out realtor assumed Douchecanoe was his first name and was referring to him in such a manner!

OH. MY. GAWD. I had to explain it to him. Very slowly.

But I'm still getting the offer.


Me: now 38
Him: up and left for OW
OW: old maid mid thirties with biological clock ticking, desparate for a man.
Divorced the cheater - 8/2011
Married the most AMAZING man - 10/2013

Posts: 796 | Registered: Jun 2011 | From: NJ
itainteasy
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Default  Posted: 11:07 AM, May 16th (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That is the FUNNIEST thing ever!!!!

I'm glad the guy is making an offer despite the "Douchecanoe"!!!


Posts: 3423 | Registered: Feb 2011 | From: NWPA
Crescita
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Default  Posted: 11:12 AM, May 16th (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Bwahahahaha

Congrats on the offer.

My SO calls his sister's xWH the douchecanoe; he's going to love this!


“Happiness cannot be pursued; it must ensue.” ― Viktor E. Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning

Posts: 3470 | Registered: Jun 2011 | From: The Valley of the Sun
nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 11:23 AM, May 16th (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

OMG!


You can call me NIK

"If you carry joy in your heart, you can heal any moment."
- Carlos Santana


Posts: 25842 | Registered: Aug 2011
MovingUpward
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Default  Posted: 11:29 AM, May 16th (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


Classic


AKA Moo

Think of the haters in your life as sandpaper; they’ll scratch you up time and time again but in the end you’re polished, smooth, and spotless..while they end up useless

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.


Posts: 52737 | Registered: Jun 2007 | From: Big Blue Nation
lieshurt
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Default  Posted: 11:44 AM, May 16th (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools.

Posts: 13818 | Registered: Mar 2007 | From: Houston
dontknowwhyme
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Default  Posted: 11:58 AM, May 16th (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Gonna be a classic


BS 38
FWW 37 (fireandice)
Married 13 Years - Together 20
D-Day1:Jan 08 (EA OM#1)
D-Day2:8-15-08 (EA/PA OM#2)
DS12, DS9
D-Day3:11-3-10
Divorced 1-27-11
Remember, you don't drown from being thrown in the water. You drown from staying in it.

Posts: 1005 | Registered: Nov 2008 | From: Ohio
gahurts
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Default  Posted: 12:15 PM, May 16th (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


UMMMMM OOPS!


"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie


Posts: 3435 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Georgia
one2ndchance
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Default  Posted: 12:17 PM, May 16th (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I was taking a sip of tea when I read this and almost spit it out all over my laptop. Thanks for sharing this...I needed the laugh.


Me: BW 60
Him: STBXWH 62
Married: 25 years
DDay1: 2/2002; DDay2: 6/2012
Gave him his second chance and he blew it.
Divorce final: 9/2014

Posts: 485 | Registered: May 2007 | From: California
Pentup
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Default  Posted: 12:47 PM, May 16th (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Literally lol.thank you


Me- BS
Him- FWS (I hope- F)

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hexed
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Default  Posted: 1:01 PM, May 16th (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


But that's just a lot of water
Underneath a bridge I burned
And there's no use in backtracking
Around corners I have turned

“Many of us crucify ourselves between two thieves - regret for the past and fear of the future.” -foulton oursler


Posts: 8462 | Registered: Apr 2008
kg201
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Default  Posted: 1:59 PM, May 16th (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

The young guy must have been laughing about it as well. He wouldn't have put in an offer if he was truly offended.

Too funny.


Me: BH, 39
Her: WW, 40
Together 18 years, married 15+
LTA 3.5 years, ongoing
Dday: 7/28/13
Divorcing, 3 children
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"There can be no friendship without confidence, and no confidence without integrity." -S

Posts: 736 | Registered: Aug 2013
better4me
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Default  Posted: 2:15 PM, May 16th (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

OMG! How did the realtor NOT KNOW!


DDay 11/17/2010 BW:52
Divorced

Posts: 3216 | Registered: Dec 2010 | From: Iowa
Forged1
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Default  Posted: 2:31 PM, May 16th (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Simply priceless. You can't make up stuff like that.


Me: BH - 30s
Her: WW - 30s

Married - 2008
PA with boss for at least 5 months in 2013, possibly longer.
DDay - Feb 2014
Separated, heading to D
==================================
At this stage, I'm pretty much bulletproof.


Posts: 307 | Registered: May 2014 | From: USA
Skan
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Default  Posted: 5:09 PM, May 16th (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Realtor Not Very Bright, says Ogg!


Imagine a ship trying to set sail while towing an anchor. Cutting free is not a gift to the anchor. You must release that burden, not because the anchor is worthy, but because the ship is.

D-Day, June 10, 2012



Posts: 4962 | Registered: Jun 2012 | From: So California
PurpleRose
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Default  Posted: 6:05 PM, May 16th (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh shut the front door! This is amazingly funny! Haha!

Yeay on the offer!


divorced the Dooosh
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even if you find your voice,
sometimes it does not matter anymore,
when you speak to a man who is deaf by choice.
~dodinsky

Posts: 3618 | Registered: Aug 2011 | From: Happyville
beingmiranda
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Default  Posted: 8:15 PM, May 16th (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Well... To be perfectly fair to the realtor, this is a large family who is first generation to the U.S. They all have names not typical to Americans. Young guy included. So it really was plausible that realtor just assumed that to be his name. But young guy knew exactly what the joke was about. LOL


Me: now 38
Him: up and left for OW
OW: old maid mid thirties with biological clock ticking, desparate for a man.
Divorced the cheater - 8/2011
Married the most AMAZING man - 10/2013

Posts: 796 | Registered: Jun 2011 | From: NJ
FaithFool
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Default  Posted: 9:59 PM, May 16th (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

Posts: 17589 | Registered: Jul 2008 | From: Canada
yewtree
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Default  Posted: 12:50 AM, May 17th (Saturday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Hey we all have a douchecanoe in the family! This mis is not surprised! He's happy to share the stories with his siblings because dickhead is passé


Me(BS)45(at the time of D-day)

Divorced 2009, Closing on house Nov 2011 -
No longer waiting for the other "she" to drop.


Posts: 4698 | Registered: Oct 2007
yearsofpain25
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Default  Posted: 8:51 AM, May 17th (Saturday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

hilarious !!


25 years and counting of pain caused by mother's infidelity. Aftermath: 1 deceased sibling, 1 lost family, 3 lost souls.
"Each new day I am just glad to be alive and have survived all that I did." Ashland13

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