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User Topic: Big slutty chicken?
Williesmom
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Default  Posted: 1:25 PM, June 1st (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I was at the flea market today and Saw a huge metal folk art chicken.

I asked the vendor "how much for the big slutty chicken?"

He just looked at me like I was crazy ( i am not, btw).

So, I now have a big slutty chicken that cost me my last $9.


You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister. -George Costanza
There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women. - Madeleine Albright

Posts: 7761 | Registered: Feb 2009 | From: Western PA
persevere
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Default  Posted: 1:28 PM, June 1st (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Well hell, now I've gotta see it! Pic please wm!!!


Me: BW-44
Him: XWH-44
Together 9 yrs
DDays: 1/10/2011
Status: Divorced 4/27/11

Above all, be the heroine, not the victim. - Nora Ephron

It is our choices...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
- J. K. Rowling


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Brandon808
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Default  Posted: 1:28 PM, June 1st (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Ditto what persevere said.


xBH
D final 8/2012

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SisterMilkshake
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Default  Posted: 1:30 PM, June 1st (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

How big and whatcha gonna do with it the big slutty chicken? Of course you aren't crazy!

Agree with perserve, pic please. (Although I don't know how to post pictures!)


BW (me) 50ish FWH 50ish
Married 34 years, 3 children
d-day 3/10 LTA (4 yrs./fucking & flirting)

"Oh, why do my actions have consequences?" ~ Homer Simpson
"She knew my one weakness: That I'm weak!" ~ Homer Simpson


Posts: 9796 | Registered: Nov 2010 | From: The Great White North USA
cmego
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Default  Posted: 1:37 PM, June 1st (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

OMG..have you heard the story of Beyonce??? The big metal chicken??

"knock-knock…."

http://thebloggess.com/2011/06/and-thats-why-you-should-learn-to-pick-your-battles/

So hysterical.


me...BS, 43 years old, 2 small kids
WS, 41, multiple gay affairs
M 15 years, together 17
Divorced

"For whatever we lose, like a you or a me, it's always ourselves we find in the sea" ee cummings


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SisterMilkshake
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Default  Posted: 1:55 PM, June 1st (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Thats hilarious, cmego.


BW (me) 50ish FWH 50ish
Married 34 years, 3 children
d-day 3/10 LTA (4 yrs./fucking & flirting)

"Oh, why do my actions have consequences?" ~ Homer Simpson
"She knew my one weakness: That I'm weak!" ~ Homer Simpson


Posts: 9796 | Registered: Nov 2010 | From: The Great White North USA
Dreamboat
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Default  Posted: 2:03 PM, June 1st (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

OMG! Tears are rolling down my face because I am laughing so hard at Beyonce!


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So shake him off
-- Shake It Out, Florence And The Machine

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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 3:24 PM, June 1st (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

LOVE the Bloggess and Beyonce. And now Williesmom's big slutty chicken.


You can call me NIK

"If you carry joy in your heart, you can heal any moment."
- Carlos Santana


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persevere
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Default  Posted: 5:16 PM, June 1st (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That blog was hysterical!


Me: BW-44
Him: XWH-44
Together 9 yrs
DDays: 1/10/2011
Status: Divorced 4/27/11

Above all, be the heroine, not the victim. - Nora Ephron

It is our choices...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
- J. K. Rowling


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jo2love
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Default  Posted: 5:29 PM, June 1st (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Congrats on your chicken. We need pics.


“It’s an anniversary gift for you, asshole. Two whole weeks early. 15 YEARS IS BIG METAL CHICKENS.”


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Amazonia
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Default  Posted: 7:10 PM, June 1st (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I think of Beyonce every time there's a big slutty chicken post.


"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ

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sparklezombie
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Default  Posted: 7:27 PM, June 1st (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Pics please. Nothing like a slutty chicken to wrap up a weekend!


BS: Me
WH: Husband
One daughter - 22 months
Married 11.5 years
2.5 false R's.
Status: Divorcing.
You can't pick up a turd by the clean end. Time to flush the toilet.

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FaithFool
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Default  Posted: 7:42 PM, June 1st (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

and only nine bucks!


DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

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Williesmom
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Default  Posted: 8:29 PM, June 1st (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

The first one is Willie checking out the big slutty chicken. The second is slutty chicken in all her glory.

You'll be happy to know that she had a hole in her butt where you can insert a tea light - if you're into that kind of thing.

[This message edited by Williesmom at 8:41 PM, June 1st (Sunday)]


You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister. -George Costanza
There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women. - Madeleine Albright

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ThoughtIKnewYa
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Default  Posted: 8:43 PM, June 1st (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

LOVE this thread!!

Can you put an egg shaped candle "up there"?

ETA: I'm a little slow. I should have said, "Up in HER."

[This message edited by ThoughtIKnewYa at 9:23 PM, June 1st (Sunday)]


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Brandon808
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Default  Posted: 9:18 PM, June 1st (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Cool!


xBH
D final 8/2012

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SBB
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Default  Posted: 10:48 PM, June 1st (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You.Are.Awesome.


I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!

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PurpleRose
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Default  Posted: 10:52 PM, June 1st (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I was going to reference Beyoncé but I figured no one would have a clue what I was talking about and think I was a nut.

cmego are you a Pea? If you are, you will know what I am talking about. If not, then nevermind and I swear I am not a nut!!

Beyoncé rules!


divorced the Dooosh
*****************************
even if you find your voice,
sometimes it does not matter anymore,
when you speak to a man who is deaf by choice.
~dodinsky

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h0peless
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Default  Posted: 10:53 PM, June 1st (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You'll be happy to know that she had a hole in her butt where you can insert a tea light - if you're into that kind of thing.


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sparkysable
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Default  Posted: 10:33 AM, June 2nd (Monday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Yoo hoo! Suckstobeme! Are you seeing this?


D-day OW#1 2/2004; R for 6 years; D-day OW#2 5/2010

Marriages that start this way, stepping over the bodies of loved ones as the giddy couple walks down the aisle, are not likely to last.


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