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User Topic: Old Yeller on OLD. Lol.
FaithFool
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Funny  Posted: 9:58 PM, June 2nd (Monday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED IN SAILING OR LEARNING TO SAIL PLEASE SAVE YOURSELF AND ME SOME TIME AND LONG CONVERSATIONS. I AM NOT READY FOR A WALKER OR ELECTRIC SCOOTER YET. AND I AM NOT INTERESTED IN OR WANT TO BE RESPONCIBLE FOR TALKING ANYONE INTO ANYTHING.

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I also open doors, pick up heavy things and can fix most anything, but I don't do windows. I love to reovate and re-develpe realistate.

Dude, why don't you tell us how you really feel?

[This message edited by FaithFool at 10:00 PM, June 2nd (Monday)]


DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

Posts: 17712 | Registered: Jul 2008 | From: Canada
MovingUpward
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Default  Posted: 10:12 PM, June 2nd (Monday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

How about a dictionary? Is he ready for that?


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Think of the haters in your life as sandpaper; they’ll scratch you up time and time again but in the end you’re polished, smooth, and spotless..while they end up useless

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.


Posts: 53061 | Registered: Jun 2007 | From: Big Blue Nation
phmh
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Default  Posted: 10:17 PM, June 2nd (Monday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

My head is hurting. Yikes!


Me: BW, divorced, now fabulous and happy!

Married: 11 years, no kids

Character is destiny


Posts: 3488 | Registered: Dec 2011
Jrazz
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Default  Posted: 10:17 PM, June 2nd (Monday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

He sounds very conciderate.


"If the path you walk leads back to yourself, you'll never get anywhere." - Master Oogway

Posts: 18371 | Registered: Feb 2011 | From: California
bent44
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Default  Posted: 10:22 PM, June 2nd (Monday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

And he sounds very thotfull two.


Thx for the smile, and the reminder that I am quite happily single! Yelling YIKES.


"If you marry a chicken, don't expect an eagle."


I don't know if my chicken will ever become an eagle. But rest assured, I'm going to be a phoenix. Nevermind that I am still in the ashes stage of the process.

Update...he


Posts: 730 | Registered: Mar 2011 | From: California
Bluebird26
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Default  Posted: 5:51 AM, June 3rd (Tuesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

How about a dictionary? Is he ready for that?

Bwahaha. My thoughts exactly


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Posts: 1382 | Registered: Aug 2012 | From: Australia
cmego
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Default  Posted: 6:15 AM, June 3rd (Tuesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I've always wished there was someone we could "file" those profiles so I could go back and laugh at them when I was feeling down. I don't want to "favorite" them lest they think I'm interested….

I wonder who would think, "Yes. Him. Sign me up."


me...BS, 44 years old, 2 small kids
WS, 41, multiple gay affairs
M 15 years, together 17
Divorced


Posts: 4231 | Registered: Dec 2010 | From: South
Harriet
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Default  Posted: 7:12 AM, June 3rd (Tuesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Hey, at least he can open a door. You wouldn't have to do that for him.

A little worried about what it means for a man to "reovate."


D-Day Spring 2008
3 years false R
Divorce Final 6/7/12

Posts: 538 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: California
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Default  Posted: 9:06 AM, June 3rd (Tuesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I love to reovate and re-develpe realistate.


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Default  Posted: 9:08 AM, June 3rd (Tuesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED IN SAILING OR LEARNING TO SAIL PLEASE SAVE YOURSELF AND ME SOME TIME


Posts: 1329 | Registered: Aug 2010
FaithFool
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Default  Posted: 9:23 AM, June 3rd (Tuesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

Posts: 17712 | Registered: Jul 2008 | From: Canada
Lyonesse
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Default  Posted: 9:34 AM, June 3rd (Tuesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I want that houseboat!!


Me: BS, 40's.

Posts: 1802 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: West Coast
newlysingle
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Default  Posted: 3:04 PM, June 3rd (Tuesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

LOL!

I've kind of browsed OLD, but haven't made any moves yet. One time there was this guy with a profile that went something like this:

You must be financially stable, and sign a prenup if this goes any further! I'm unwilling to move more than 5 minutes from my current home, if you don't like my neighborhood, then DON'T contact me. I HATE sushi and will NEVER ray it! If you like sushi DON'T contact me!

It seriously went on and on like that. I was wondering if he ever got any takers. Maybe he's related to sailing man.


BW - Me (38)
XWH -The Gnat
OW - Hello Kitty the Whore Engaged to the Gnat. I hear the white trash, wedding bells as we speak.
M for 8 years, together for 10
1 DD (7), 1 DS (2)
Dday 3/13
Happily Divorced 9/20/13

Posts: 961 | Registered: Mar 2013
wildbananas
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Default  Posted: 6:52 PM, June 3rd (Tuesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Note to self: Do not read funny threads while in a training session.


Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light. ~ Yogi Bhajan

Posts: 15435 | Registered: Apr 2006 | From: Now an AZ girl
SBB
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Default  Posted: 4:01 AM, June 4th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

At least he's honest. I like it when they fly their crazy flag early. It gives me time to see if if matches my own.

I'm more bothered by the caps and spelling mistakes. Sounds like someone who is pretty angry about dating too.

If I'm ever on OLD I'm totes going to put in that I pick up heavy things!! And that I am the Thumb Wrestling Champion of the Universe. My only contender is my 3.5 year old who has inherited my double jointed, freaky extendable thumb. Damn.


I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!

Posts: 5660 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia
EvenKeel
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Default  Posted: 7:24 AM, June 4th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Wait.....do sailboats have doors?


Eyes are useless if the mind is blind.


Posts: 2249 | Registered: May 2009 | From: Pa
FaithFool
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Default  Posted: 8:32 AM, June 4th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

What I noticed first was that he was yelling.... All his pictures are grumpy.

Now on to check out TONGUE4Y...

[This message edited by FaithFool at 8:39 AM, June 4th (Wednesday)]


DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

Posts: 17712 | Registered: Jul 2008 | From: Canada
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