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User Topic: t/j Old pick up lines
risingfromashes
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Default  Posted: 2:05 PM, June 9th (Monday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

On Zoosk I get this message today.

"If I were in charge of the alphabet I would put U and I together"


Really? I wonder how many times that line has been recycled? And has it ever worked?


There is life on the other side of hell.

Posts: 1620 | Registered: Mar 2004
nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 2:23 PM, June 9th (Monday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Classic.


You can call me NIK

"Sometimes it takes a good fall to know where you really stand."
-Hayley Williams


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Phoenix1
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Default  Posted: 2:50 PM, June 9th (Monday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Yep, right up there with the other classics:

"You must have lasers for eyes because you have stunned me!"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"I hope you know CPR because you have stopped my heart!"


BS - Me
XPOS - too many OW/OCs over 20+yrs
Kids - DDs 22,17 -DS20 Deceased
M Dissolved 2013

This above all: to thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man ~ Shakespeare, Hamlet


Posts: 1036 | Registered: Apr 2013 | From: Rising out of Hell's ashes!
marlie2014
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Default  Posted: 9:14 AM, June 10th (Tuesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Once I was walking through the park and had just come from Subway so I had the bag in my hand, and a man said to me, "Are you on the Subway diet? Because it's working REAL GOOD."


BS: 33
WS: 35 and definitely SA
Married: 9 years
1 stepchild, now 18 years old
DDay: 9/2/2013
ONS: Multiples over at least a 6-year period, at least twenty
1 OC 5 yrs old and another on the way (by different ONS)
DIVORCED AND FREE!!!!

Posts: 211 | Registered: Oct 2013
Pass
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Default  Posted: 10:41 PM, June 10th (Tuesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Quietly sitting here and taking notes. I'll be fighting the women off!


Loyal spouse: Me; Disloyal spouse: The Princess
Two sons: Now 11 and 14
DDay: Nov 15, 2012
Separated: Mar 2, 2013 after 17 year marriage, now divorcing!

The best thing about hitting rock bottom is that everything after that looks fucking fabulous


Posts: 1840 | Registered: Jan 2013 | From: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
risingfromashes
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Default  Posted: 6:48 AM, June 11th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

No matter if it was the year you were born never ever ever use 69 as part of your screen name
Just got a "wink" from Lookinforlove69. Keep looking buddy.


There is life on the other side of hell.

Posts: 1620 | Registered: Mar 2004
EvenKeel
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Default  Posted: 7:53 AM, June 11th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Me and my friend use to keep track of all the funny pick-up lines for OLD. It was almost like a hobby!

I think if they are creative enough - you have to give them credit for it. Hey - at least they are taking the effort to be memorable and try to make you smile (even if it is in a smile with an eyeroll sorta way).


Eyes are useless if the mind is blind.


Posts: 2061 | Registered: May 2009 | From: Pa
better4me
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Default  Posted: 8:10 AM, June 11th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

One guy on Match has the letters BSM as part of his screen name. Every time I see his name, I read it as BDSM which the Urban Dictionary defines as: An overlapping abbreviation of Bondage and Discipline (BD), Dominance and Submission (DS), Sadism and Masochism (SM) and it skeers me

[This message edited by better4me at 8:10 AM, June 11th (Wednesday)]


DDay 11/17/2010 BW:52
Divorced

Posts: 3099 | Registered: Dec 2010 | From: Iowa
EvenKeel
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Default  Posted: 8:40 AM, June 11th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

When I was on OLD, there was one guy who started messaging me. He seemed normal enough. We online messaged and eventually I had him send me some pics via an email account. Whelp - his email nickname was "Chasing Tang". Ummmm - no thanks.


Eyes are useless if the mind is blind.


Posts: 2061 | Registered: May 2009 | From: Pa
Williesmom
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Default  Posted: 9:28 AM, June 11th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I saw one today that his headline said "Pizza is my second favorite "P" word".

Very smooth.


You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister. -George Costanza
There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women. - Madeleine Albright

Posts: 7575 | Registered: Feb 2009 | From: Western PA
7yrsflushed
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Default  Posted: 9:46 AM, June 11th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

It's like reading script rejects from an Austin powers movie! Just add "yeah babeeeeee" to the end of the bad pick up lines.


D-day 5/24/11
BH = Me
2 children
The first true sense of calm I felt in YEARS was when I filed for D...
D hopefully official any day now, off to check the mail again.

Posts: 1899 | Registered: May 2011 | From: VA
EvenKeel
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Default  Posted: 9:52 AM, June 11th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"Pizza is my second favorite "P" word".

I am sure he meant pepperoni...I mean, some people pick off a slice of pepperoni first because they love it so!


Eyes are useless if the mind is blind.


Posts: 2061 | Registered: May 2009 | From: Pa
nutmegkitty
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Default  Posted: 7:47 PM, June 11th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I got an email today that just said "mmmmm hot!"

Mmmmm, NO THANKS. Ick.


me (BS)
him (NPD Ex)
2 dds
DDay 10/7/11
OW
OC

Divorced 1/17/2013

"Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend, freedom is."


Posts: 2589 | Registered: Nov 2011 | From: MA
asurvivor
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Default  Posted: 8:00 PM, June 11th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"Baby I want to wear you like a pair of sunglasses, one leg over each ear."


I've wiped the shit off. It can be wiped off you know.



Posts: 539 | Registered: Jun 2011
nutmegkitty
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Default  Posted: 8:01 PM, June 11th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh my god, ON WHAT PLANET would that work? ?


me (BS)
him (NPD Ex)
2 dds
DDay 10/7/11
OW
OC

Divorced 1/17/2013

"Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend, freedom is."


Posts: 2589 | Registered: Nov 2011 | From: MA
risingfromashes
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Default  Posted: 8:13 PM, June 11th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Holy Sh...
survivor!!!
Professional on the prowl!


There is life on the other side of hell.

Posts: 1620 | Registered: Mar 2004
asurvivor
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Default  Posted: 8:24 PM, June 11th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh my god, ON WHAT PLANET would that work?

The Planet Dumbass


I've wiped the shit off. It can be wiped off you know.



Posts: 539 | Registered: Jun 2011
sunsetslost
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Default  Posted: 8:54 PM, June 11th (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

So are you saying "imfatandstoopid69yeahyouheardme69" is taken? Back to the drawing board.


Divorced 7/11/14. New Beginning on the Gulf of Mexico. It's real nice.

Posts: 738 | Registered: Jul 2013 | From: The beach.
risingfromashes
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Default  Posted: 2:51 PM, June 12th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Just got another beauty...

Did it hurt you when you fell out of Heaven?

It must work with some women or else men wouldn't keep coming with this happy horseshit right?


There is life on the other side of hell.

Posts: 1620 | Registered: Mar 2004
LineInTheSand
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Default  Posted: 5:50 PM, June 12th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Did it hurt you when you fell out of Heaven?


"If I were in charge of the alphabet I would put U and I together"


I believe Zoosk sends out these messages rather than the members. I remember seeing those same messages when I was on Zoosk.


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