I went with nomistake's idea:
"No, I'm not interested in that, but if you aren't able to go, I will."
He went away quietly. For now.
ETA: Forgot to mention, tesla brings up an excellent point ...
How is not being trapped in a small box, breathing the same air, and hurtling through time and space at 75 mph for 15 hours with your ex not the most epically awesomest adventure evah??
[This message edited by GingerAle at 7:40 PM, June 14th (Saturday)]