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User Topic: Tee-hee...it's the little things
tesla
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Default  Posted: 10:23 PM, July 2nd (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Nothing big...just amusing. Had my midweek visit with Teslet. I am in the habit of turning on my phone video and bringing the phone up to the door...just in case. Teslet comes out with a bag. As we walk to the car, he says, "Stripper whore says I can bring this to our house but I have to bring it back tonight." Uh, ok. But we aren't going to the house, I have other stuff planned. So I look in the bag. It's two x-box video games and some kind of x-box sensor device...I recognize it only because Teslen has an x-box game system at the house. Anyway, no way in hell am I taking that...next thing you know I'll be accused of breaking in the house and stealing it. So I go back, hand it back to stripper whore and tell her, thank you, but we won't be needing this tonight.
She looked genuinely confused. Seriously, is it that hard to think outside the x-box and figure out something else to do with a kid for a few hours?
As we are heading toward the beach (to ride bikes and play in the sand), Teslet is telling me about how the chickens are starting to kill each other. I guess one of them lost a leg and he says you can see the bone??!!
Anyway, at the beach, Teslet is rolling around in sand...seeing how much he can balance on his head...getting it in every crevice. Then he decides that he wants to take some sand back to dad's. (I always let him bring some back...he likes to do 'experiments'.) I tell him that maybe stripper whore would not appreciate having to clean up the already very sandy mess he is bringing back. He says, "Mom, don't worry, I can find a container and keep it under my bed there. It will be fine."
Meh. What the hell, kid. How much sand can you stuff in those jean pockets?
The answer is, a surprisingly large amount.
His month is almost up...I cannot wait to get him back home.


"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear

Posts: 4534 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: Indiana
nekorb
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Default  Posted: 10:29 PM, July 2nd (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


Me: BS 44
Him: WH 47 aka CAT- colossal asshat
Married 22 years
D-day: July 17, 2013, with TT to follow
Heading for Divorce
3 kids: 15,17,19

Psalms 27:14
Wait for The Lord; be strong and take heart, wait for The Lord.


Posts: 1647 | Registered: Aug 2013
badmedicine
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Default  Posted: 10:59 PM, July 2nd (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I love this story!! The sand in the jean pockets and the "experiments"..hilarious. Glad you got some laughs with your kiddo.


"The wishbone will never replace the backbone." -Will Henry
"This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it." -Dorothy Parker

Posts: 173 | Registered: Dec 2013 | From: United States
GabyBaby
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Default  Posted: 11:05 PM, July 2nd (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


Me - 42
SorryInSac - WH#2 - 47. DDay 7/12/14
Married 4yrs, together 7yrs total

DD(21), DS(18, PDD-NOS)
5 Furkids (3 Dogs, 2 Cats)

WXH (serial cheater, 12+ OW)
Legally married 18yrs, together 16.5yrs

Note: I edit often for typos/clarity.


Posts: 6037 | Registered: Dec 2009 | From: California
GabyBaby
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Default  Posted: 11:06 PM, July 2nd (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

(Oh...and good call on not keeping the bag. I agree that it would have turned up "broken" and all your fault of course).


Me - 42
SorryInSac - WH#2 - 47. DDay 7/12/14
Married 4yrs, together 7yrs total

DD(21), DS(18, PDD-NOS)
5 Furkids (3 Dogs, 2 Cats)

WXH (serial cheater, 12+ OW)
Legally married 18yrs, together 16.5yrs

Note: I edit often for typos/clarity.


Posts: 6037 | Registered: Dec 2009 | From: California
StillLivin
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Default  Posted: 11:13 PM, July 2nd (Wednesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


I don't need further confirmation of what a fuckwit he is. I already have plenty, thanks very much. -SBB

Posts: 2127 | Registered: Aug 2013 | From: AZ
IrishLass518
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Default  Posted: 12:12 AM, July 3rd (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I love this


Me: 45 BS Divorced
Him: 45 Married OW
DDay: 07/04/2008
Divorced: 06/15/2011
5 kids: IrishLass 27,IrishLad 25, IrishLass 22, IrishLad 21 and IrishLad 12
"You can't run from trouble..there ain't no place that far"

Posts: 1672 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: WA
SBB
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Default  Posted: 5:59 AM, July 3rd (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Seriously, is it that hard to think outside the x-box and figure out something else to do with a kid for a few hours?

Outside the x-box. I love it!!


Buzz- The word you are searching for is 'Space-Ranger.'
Woody- The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there are Pre-school toys here.

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sparkysable
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Default  Posted: 7:36 AM, July 3rd (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I don't know how all this sand got everywhere

Also, good call on bringing that game system back. I wouldn't take any chances with those two assholes.


D-day OW#1 2/2004; R for 6 years; D-day OW#2 5/2010

Marriages that start this way, stepping over the bodies of loved ones as the giddy couple walks down the aisle, are not likely to last.


Posts: 3153 | Registered: Mar 2004 | From: NY
FaithFool
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Default  Posted: 11:16 AM, July 3rd (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Good lord, I'd call the SPCA about that poor chicken...


DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

Posts: 17098 | Registered: Jul 2008 | From: Canada
Kajem
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Default  Posted: 11:57 AM, July 3rd (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I agree returning the electronics was the right thing to do. I wouldn't put it past them to call the police and accuse you of stealing those things from his house.

When is his time up?

Sounds like I'm asking about a jail sentence. Sheesh.

K


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Relationships are like sharing a book, it doesn't work if you're not on the same page.

Posts: 4818 | Registered: Jul 2012 | From: Florida
ButterflyGirl
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Default  Posted: 12:15 PM, July 3rd (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Yea, I'm getting a little emotional over the chicken here. Losing my life in ex-shat's yard sounds like the worst place to die.

Or was it the living room?


xBW~ 35
Two of the most darling sons ~ 10 and 6

Posts: 1990 | Registered: Feb 2013 | From: Florida, USA
solus sto
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Default  Posted: 7:11 PM, July 3rd (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Bravo. Nothing like boys and sand and pockets and experiments


BS-me, 52
WH (Trac-fone), 52, PD
2 kids-DD25, DS18
multiple d-days
DIVORCING
Alone, most strangely, I live on~Rupert Brooke

Posts: 8300 | Registered: Jan 2011 | From: midwest
tesla
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Default  Posted: 1:24 PM, July 5th (Saturday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I called Teslet last night...ALWAYS call his dad's phone...but it ALWAYS goes to VM. I ALWAYS sound uber*pleasant and lately, I've taken to talking in light accents...mainly because I'm amused by the strangest things.

So, eventually I get the return call from stripper whore's phone (this happens often as ex-shat really isn't around much). Interestingly, when Teslet calls from his dad's phone, the phone call lasts less than a minute. Now, if you knew my kid IRL, you would quickly discover that he could talk the paint off of walls....he talks sooooooo much. When the call comes from stripper whore's phone, I actually have to tell him after 20 minutes, that we really need to hang up now.

Anyway, I'm enjoying listening to him go on about everything under the sun when he says, "Mom, auntie found my sand and put it somewhere but I don't know where it is." I said something to the effect of, "Oh, I'm sure it's somewhere safe." When suddenly Teslet says, "Oh, it's ok mom, stripper whore just showed me where it is! But she won't let me do experiments with it."

Let me tell you what his last sand experiment entailed at my house...agave nectar, syrup, vinegar, flour, sugar, and bits of leaves and dirt collected outside. This mixture was created in 3 or 4 different concentrations and stored lovingly in the freezer to see what would happen.

I'm a big believer in the messier the childhood, the better.


"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear

Posts: 4534 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: Indiana
persevere
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Default  Posted: 1:28 PM, July 5th (Saturday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Great post tesla - hope Teslet brings his sand home so he can do his experiments.


Me: BW-43
Him: XWH-43
Together 9 yrs
DDays: 1/10/2011
Status: Divorced 4/27/11

Above all, be the heroine, not the victim. - Nora Ephron

It is our choices...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
- J. K. Rowling


Posts: 4364 | Registered: Mar 2011 | From: Texas
LifeIsBroken
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Default  Posted: 12:04 AM, July 6th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Tesla, you are such a good mom. I admire your restraint in dealing with Teslet's father & the stripper-whore; you deserve an award for always taking the high road to protect your son from having to deal with who his father really is. One day he will realize which parent deserves his love and respect and it won't be his father. I so enjoy reading your posts like this one, though…. little 'wins' that put a smile on my face. Thank you !


Actions ALWAYS have consequences. Too bad cheaters don't consider the consequences BEFORE they create so much damage.

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peridot
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Default  Posted: 12:38 AM, July 6th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Let me tell you what his last sand experiment entailed at my house...agave nectar, syrup, vinegar, flour, sugar, and bits of leaves and dirt collected outside. This mixture was created in 3 or 4 different concentrations and stored lovingly in the freezer to see what would happen.

Lol


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It is what it is.


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h0peless
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Default  Posted: 1:05 AM, July 6th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That reminds me of the time my Mom let me bake a bread pan full of mud and sea shells in the oven to see if I could make fossils. I always smile when I think of that. Teslet is going to have some awesome memories when he gets older.

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caregiver9000
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Default  Posted: 1:11 AM, July 6th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Omg... the experiment!! You are a brave woman and obviously teslet got very lucky in the mom department!!!!

Can you get him to tell you (so you can tell us) what he hopes to learn/happen with the ingredients he selects? Curious minds want to know!!


Me: 43, independent, happy, despite co-parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 13 DS 10
S 5/2010
D 12/2012

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Waiting4Daylite
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Default  Posted: 4:19 AM, July 6th (Sunday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Maybe auntie put the sand away so that none got on stripper-whore's pole.

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