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User Topic: Parking Karma, Plumbing, and the OM
asurvivor
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Default  Posted: 11:43 PM, July 17th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Prologue: Now I would never post a longish story unless I thought it was interesting and I being the sole judge and jury decided this one was interesting. As unlikely as it may appear most of this story is true and absolutely happened as written…all but the plumbing part, but sometimes I just can’t help myself. Oh and sorry about the OM spoiler in the title.

So I’m in the city a few weeks back (there is no city but San Francisco) and I decide to stop in and have a drink only because there happens to be a parking spot and if you happen to live or work in the city I’m sure you know exactly what I’m talking about. One time I went into the Yapoo! Plumbing store just because it had a spot at the front door…you never know when you might need a plunger in your car.

So anypoo, (sorry) I go in and sit at the bar next to this attractive lady. I turn to her and say my magical pick up line, “I may not be Fred Flintstone but I bet I can make your bedrock”…no no just kidding I would never be that crass. I said “hey, is your name google because you’re who I’ve been searching for.”

No, actually we started talking about the Giants who were on TV and progressed from there…and if you have seen the Giants lately you know in fact that it could only go up. I liked her and I could tell she thought I was a tenth of a percent above mediocre because when I asked if she wanted to share an appetizer she said she was meeting someone in a few minutes but would love to some other time and proceeded to give me her business card.

Well, for 15 minutes more we discussed important topics like “should it be hit and run or run and hit” (that’s baseball talk for the uniformed reader) or “which is better, Stella or Becks” (that’s beer talk, but I’m sure most of you who frequent this forum knew that) and then the strangest most marvelous, incredible, stupendous thing happened…her date arrived and it was the other man. Yes, that other man. Now here I must add that at one time I wanted to shove the Yapoo! Plunger up his Yahoo! and he avoided this event the best he could because back then I was batpoo crazy and would likely have made the small intestine. Luckily for the two of us, I now could give a flying crap, (pun sort of intended) but he didn’t know and was wide eyed and bushy to get the hell away from me. I just thanked the lady for the conversation and looked forward to our seeing each other again. I got up and left but damn did I hate giving up that parking spot.

Epilogue: Phone call has been made and it is confirmed, I will share that appetizer and I suspect it will be very tasty indeed. Here’s hoping my parking Karma continues and go Gigantes.


I've wiped the shit off. It can be wiped off you know.



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Sad in AZ
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Default  Posted: 11:59 PM, July 17th (Thursday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

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Lostly
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Default  Posted: 12:03 AM, July 18th (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That, asurvivor, was a marvelous story, and might I add that it made my night . My mouth almost hit the floor when the OM was her date, because even though you had mentioned him in the title, by the time he had arrived in the story I had totally forgotten about him!!

Which begs the question, are you going to tell her about the OM when you meet for appetizers?


BW 48 - Multiple d-days
Divorced 2012 after 19 yrs
6 smart, beautiful, amazing kids Dd 19; Ds 17; Dd 15; Ds 13; Ds 11; Dd 10

Sometimes I hear my voice, and it's been here, silent all these years. I've been here, silent all these years.


Posts: 93 | Registered: Jul 2014 | From: Australia
SBB
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Default  Posted: 12:11 AM, July 18th (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage








This world is too damn small sometimes but if I'm going to have to have a sighting this is the way to do it.


Buzz- The word you are searching for is 'Space-Ranger.'
Woody- The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there are Pre-school toys here.

Posts: 5545 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia
finallymefirst
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Default  Posted: 12:18 AM, July 18th (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You are too funny.... whats ur sign lol...great story!!!

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better4me
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Default  Posted: 7:27 AM, July 18th (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

wowza


DDay 11/17/2010 BW:52
Divorced

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Newlease
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Default  Posted: 7:54 AM, July 18th (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Perfect!

NL


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Salt
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Default  Posted: 11:35 AM, July 18th (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Ok that story just made my day :)


BS, 54 Divorced 2012
I read and walked for miles at night along the beach, writing bad blank verse and searching endlessly for someone wonderful who would step out of the darkness and change my life. It never crossed my mind that that person would be me.

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Default  Posted: 11:41 AM, July 18th (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Beautiful!!!!


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brokeninfl
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Default  Posted: 11:51 AM, July 18th (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I ADORE this. Too freaking fabulous.


"On the other side of fear lies freedom"

Me - 36 BS
Him - doesn't matter
2 DS
DD 11/08
Divorced.


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Crescita
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Default  Posted: 12:00 PM, July 18th (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh my

Let us know how the date goes!


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GabyBaby
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Default  Posted: 12:02 PM, July 18th (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh there BETTER be an update to THIS story!!!


Me - 40s
SorryInSac - WH#2 - 40s. DDay 7/12/14
Married 4, together 7yrs total
Status - ??

DD(21), DS(18, PDD-NOS)
6 Furkids - 4 dogs, 2 cats

WXH (serial cheater, 12+ OW)
Legally married 18yrs, together 16.5yrs

I edit often for clarity.


Posts: 6440 | Registered: Dec 2009 | From: California
cmego
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Default  Posted: 12:29 PM, July 18th (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Those will be amazing appetizers.


me...BS, 43 years old, 2 small kids
WS, 41, multiple gay affairs
M 15 years, together 17
Divorced

"For whatever we lose, like a you or a me, it's always ourselves we find in the sea" ee cummings


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AnnieOakley
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Default  Posted: 2:00 PM, July 18th (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Great story! I will have to look for that parking spot next time I'm in The City, and need a plunger.

Definitely this story requires an update accordingly.


Me= BS, 45
Him=WH, 46
M=18+,T=21+
dday=7/06, 8/09 (pics at a recent work function), 11/09 VAR. Done.
"If you are going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill

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Default  Posted: 2:26 PM, July 18th (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You should tell us more stories!


Sit. Feast on your life.

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asurvivor
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Default  Posted: 3:25 PM, July 19th (Saturday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

So I’m thinking about taking her out for some Thai food tonight. I haven’t decided where but I’ve narrowed it down to these restaurants:

Thai Tanic-I hear the Jackfruit Curry with bell peppers and cashews is fantastic but sometimes can be bit too watery

Wok this way- if I can get the adjoining tables to sing the song it should really impress her

Phuket Thai- I just love their relaxed atmosphere

Edited because I couldn't spell the word decided...it is a tough word.

[This message edited by asurvivor at 3:29 PM, July 19th (Saturday)]


I've wiped the shit off. It can be wiped off you know.



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neverbeokay
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Default  Posted: 5:47 PM, July 19th (Saturday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

LOVE IT!!

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cmego
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Default  Posted: 6:20 PM, July 19th (Saturday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

....and now I'm singing, "Woc this waaay, talk this waaay..."


me...BS, 43 years old, 2 small kids
WS, 41, multiple gay affairs
M 15 years, together 17
Divorced

"For whatever we lose, like a you or a me, it's always ourselves we find in the sea" ee cummings


Posts: 4126 | Registered: Dec 2010 | From: South
asurvivor
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Default  Posted: 6:36 PM, July 19th (Saturday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I apologize for the guitar solo that will be in your head all night cmego.


I've wiped the shit off. It can be wiped off you know.



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Lostly
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Default  Posted: 8:55 AM, July 22nd (Tuesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

How did the date go?


BW 48 - Multiple d-days
Divorced 2012 after 19 yrs
6 smart, beautiful, amazing kids Dd 19; Ds 17; Dd 15; Ds 13; Ds 11; Dd 10

Sometimes I hear my voice, and it's been here, silent all these years. I've been here, silent all these years.


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